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posted on 21/3/08
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posted on 14/3/08
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posted on 18/2/08
What Should Have Happened to Those Dumbfuck Sea Shepherd Protesters by Tiberius
posted on 18/1/08
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posted on 15/1/08
2008: The Year of the Dumb Whore by Michael Cooper
posted on 7/1/09
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posted on 9/12/07
Of Bigfoot and Bullshit by Tiberius
posted on 5/11/07
Confirmation of what everyone with half a functioning brain already knew... by Tiberius
posted on 2/11/07
Halloween and Mexicans by Michael Cooper
posted on 2/11/07
Middle of the Barrel Movie Reviews: The Host by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/9/07
Bottom of the Barrel Movie Reviews: Cannibal Holocaust by Tiberius
posted on 28/7/07
All Hail President Jackalope by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/7/07
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posted on 8/7/06
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posted on 4/7/07
Just Die Already by Michael Cooper
posted on 29/6/07
Narcisstic Parents and Vacations by Michael Cooper
posted on 24/7/07
Bottom of the Barrel Movie Reviews: The Ilsa Trilogy by Tiberius
posted on 17/6/07
Americans are Spineless Pussies by Michael Cooper
posted on 10/6/07
Too fucking funny by Tiberius
posted on 21/5/07
Cooper for President 2008! by Michael Cooper
posted on 23/4/07
Guns Don't Kill People - KOREANS Do by Michael Cooper
posted on 22/4/07
Hey World: Shut the Fuck Up by Michael Cooper
posted on 18/4/07
15 Minutes of Shame by Michael Cooper
posted on 10/4/07
300 by Tiberius
posted on 5/4/07
Poor People Suck by Michael Cooper
posted on 3/4/07
Spartans slaughter leftist critics... by Tiberius
posted on 13/3/07
Television Sucks by Michael Cooper
posted on 24/2/07
A Guest Post by a Special Guest
posted on 9/2/07
The easiest article I've ever written by Michael Cooper
posted on 5/2/07
Movies Suck by Michael Cooper
posted on 30/1/07
Time to fry us some leftists by Tiberius
posted on 22/1/07
Douchebag Words and Catchphrases for 2007 by Michael Cooper
posted on 17/1/07
The Asylum's 2007 Darwin Awards by Michael Cooper
posted on 11/1/07
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