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Obama's First Year by Michael Cooper
posted on 30/1/10
Madworld: The Best Game of 2009 None of You Played by Tiberius
posted on 16/1/10
The 15 Types of Douchebags You’ll Meet in Grad School by Michael Cooper
posted on 16/10/09
Death Panels? Americans should be so lucky... by Tiberius
posted on 11/9/09
Five Frou-Frou Libations That Facilitate Fornication by special guest Aggie Sith
posted on 7/9/09
Another Hero Takes Out the Trash by Tiberius
posted on 16/8/09
You Broke My Heart, Creative Assembly...You Broke My Heart by Tiberius
posted on 1/3/09
Inner City Pussies by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/2/09
The Three Douchebags by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/2/09
New VH1 Reality Show: BaRack of Love Bus by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/1/09
Of Morons and Mario Kart by Tiberius
posted on 13/1/09
Top 10 Most Annoying Phrases by Michael Cooper
posted on 3/1/09
2008 Person of the Year by Michael Cooper
posted on 1/1/09
Douchebag of the Century Award by Michael Cooper
posted on 5/12/08
Let's All Drink the Kool Aid and Rally Around 'Great Leader' by Michael Cooper
posted on 9/11/08
Congratulations America by Tiberius
posted on 7/11/08
Goober Goes to Gitmo by Michael Cooper
posted on 18/9/08
Enough with the Limeys Already by Michael Cooper
posted on 14/9/08
Videogaming Adults Don't Exist in Australia by Tiberius
posted on 19/8/08
Mega Churches, Fake Christians, and Extreme Skateboarding... by Michael Cooper
posted on 17/8/08
Unitarians Need Introspection by Michael Cooper
posted on 30/7/08
In Defense of Michael Savage by Michael Cooper
posted on 26/7/08
Gaycations by Michael Cooper
posted on 18/7/08
Please Shut The Fuck Up by Tiberius
posted on 12/7/08
Happy 4th of July by Tiberius
posted on 4/7/08
Cultures That Suck by Michael Cooper
posted on 3/7/08
Attention all Dipshits, Get over Yourselves by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/5/08
Chinese Nationalism by Michael Cooper
posted on 26/4/08
Barack Osama X by Michael Cooper
posted on 21/3/08
The Most Retarded Tourism Ad Ever by Tiberius
posted on 14/3/08
How to Be Raped by a Mexican - A Progressive's Guide by Michael Cooper
posted on 18/2/08
What Should Have Happened to Those Dumbfuck Sea Shepherd Protesters by Tiberius
posted on 18/1/08
Some part of the barrel Movie Reviews: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama by Tiberius
posted on 15/1/08
2008: The Year of the Dumb Whore by Michael Cooper
posted on 7/1/09
People Nobody Cares About by Michael Cooper
posted on 9/12/07
Of Bigfoot and Bullshit by Tiberius
posted on 5/11/07
Confirmation of what everyone with half a functioning brain already knew... by Tiberius
posted on 2/11/07
Halloween and Mexicans by Michael Cooper
posted on 2/11/07
Middle of the Barrel Movie Reviews: The Host by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/9/07
Bottom of the Barrel Movie Reviews: Cannibal Holocaust by Tiberius
posted on 28/7/07
All Hail President Jackalope by Michael Cooper
posted on 27/7/07
Al Whore: World's Biggest Pimp by Michael Cooper
posted on 8/7/06
Breaking News: Princess Di is Still Dead by Michael Cooper
posted on 4/7/07
Just Die Already by Michael Cooper
posted on 29/6/07
Narcisstic Parents and Vacations by Michael Cooper
posted on 24/7/07
Bottom of the Barrel Movie Reviews: The Ilsa Trilogy by Tiberius
posted on 17/6/07
Americans are Spineless Pussies by Michael Cooper
posted on 10/6/07
Too fucking funny by Tiberius
posted on 21/5/07
Cooper for President 2008! by Michael Cooper
posted on 23/4/07
Guns Don't Kill People - KOREANS Do by Michael Cooper
posted on 22/4/07
Hey World: Shut the Fuck Up by Michael Cooper
posted on 18/4/07
15 Minutes of Shame by Michael Cooper
posted on 10/4/07
300 by Tiberius
posted on 5/4/07
Poor People Suck by Michael Cooper
posted on 3/4/07
Spartans slaughter leftist critics... by Tiberius
posted on 13/3/07
Television Sucks by Michael Cooper
posted on 24/2/07
A Guest Post by a Special Guest
posted on 9/2/07
The easiest article I've ever written by Michael Cooper
posted on 5/2/07
Movies Suck by Michael Cooper
posted on 30/1/07
Time to fry us some leftists by Tiberius
posted on 22/1/07
Douchebag Words and Catchphrases for 2007 by Michael Cooper
posted on 17/1/07
The Asylum's 2007 Darwin Awards by Michael Cooper
posted on 11/1/07
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