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As you may or may not know (and you should know as you should have been regular reader of this site) former presidential candidate Michael Cooper has packed it in after Bush's landslide victory at the recent November election.
There was some fantastic stuff at his site and it would be a real shame to see it just disappear into cyberspace. I was privileged enough to receive permission to host his "Best of" collection until his return when/if he chooses to return.
The site (www.cooperforpresident.com) is no longer there so all I have done to these articles is remove the sidebar and delete any links to other pages on his website that aren't hosted here.
Here are my personal favourites from Michael Cooper.
Job tips for the Socially Retarded - Newly added 2/3/05
Socially Retarded Behavior at the Grocery Store
Socially Retarded Behavior at Work
Socially Retarded Behavior on an Airplane
More Socially Retarded Airline Behavior
The White Trash Guide to Parenthood
The White Trash Guide to Parenthood - Part II
The Ultimate White Trash Guide to Parenthood
You Might Be a Left-Wing Dipshit if..........
Carboat vs. Carbomb Which Is Better for America?
Origins of the Marxist - Islamist Alliance Revealed!
And now we have the rest of "The Best of Michael Cooper". Enjoy
CBS Special - A Charlie Brown Ramadan
Dissecting Liberal Tripe (Cooper 101)
Get the Foil Hats - George Bush is Hitler!
Bush Appoints Matthew Lesko Secretary of the Treasury
Mohammed Atta Trial Opens Today - P.U. News Report
The New Martha Stewart, DHL's Gay Uniforms, Peace Quilt Recall
Osama bin Laden Gives Interview to PBS
John Kerry Wins Ribbon-Throwing Contest at Alabama State Fair
Tard vs. Tard - John Kerry Debates Ricky Retardo
John Kerry Falls Off Bike, Receives Two More Purple Hearts
America: What a (Fucked Up) Country! - with Yakov Smirnoff
Bio Terrorism Attack Confirmed!
How to be a Member of the "Mainstream" Media
What Kind of Third Worlder Are YOU?? (Take the Cooper Quiz)
John Kerry Delivers Most Powerful, Honest, Heart-Felt Convention Speech in US History!
Politically Correct Summer Camp Guide 2004
I Got a Liberal Fired at Work Today! (By Cooper's Florida Campaign Manager, P.T.)
John Kerry: World-Class Projectionist
Wearing Yellow Wristbands is Socially Retarded
(Illegal) Alien vs. (Sexual) Predator
Liberals Are Racist - Part 27125
Burlington Coat Factory Sucks!
Debating Liberals - What a Cakewalk
The Best Commercial in the World
Bring Back the Draft (for Liberal Democrats)
Let us hope Michael Cooper will soon return....
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004