Working with Morons Pt 3
I have well explained the morons in my immediate vicinity at work and they are merely those I have the displeasure of having to deal with everyday. However, they are by no means it for the morons in my office. We have an organisation-wide classifieds for people to buy and sell crap. I have used it to both by and sell dvds and games in the past but, as with everything else, it is becoming infesting with morons.
Take these examples
For Sale
CASIO calculators
Price: $10
CASIO fx-82MS Calculators, 2-line display, 240 functions, YOU arrange for collection, e-mail reply ONLY
Mohammed ********
Look at this muslim cunt. YOU arrange for collection? Email ONLY?
Well fuck YOU, you terrorist fuck. If I wanted your shitty calculators, I would call you and tell you to post them to me. I don't care if you want to add in the price of postage, but YOU will arrange to send them to me since YOU are the one who wants to get rid of them. Probably realised he doesn't need a calculator when he goes to blow up his office building. Fucking terrorist.
Maternity track pants
Price: $10
Target grey maternity light track pants, size 16
Samuel *********
This idiot also was selling denim maternity overalls, Pumpkin Patch Maternity jeans, and Pumpkin Patch maternity pants, but does this idiot put them all in one ad? No he creates a different add for each piece of fucking clothing. Dipshit.
WEETBIX CARDS
Price: 0.00?
V8 SUPERCARS cards are currently in WEETBIX boxes. If you don't want them, I do. Please?
Carl *****
A supposedly grown-up man wants to collect children's collector cards from a cereal box. I collected cards for years and years, both Batman series 1 and 2, International Cricket Cards, Footy Cards, the Star Wars Sticker Cards, but then I turned twelve and realised collecting cards was a stupid ploy aimed at little kids.
Did anyone tape Revelations on Wednesday?
Price: much appreciation
Wednesday the 1st of June, Final instalment of Revelations.
Laura *****
To be fair to Laura, she is not the only one who asks if people have taped something. Listen you morons. It is a television show. If you missed it, tough shit. Wait 'til the dvd release or until it is repeated. Go get a life in the real world.
Wanted Books on learn to play keyboard
Price:
I brought my daughter a keyboard for Christmas The keyboard came with no books on how to play it Looking for any books Email me Thanks
Jane ***
Here’s a tip moron. First of all, you bought your daughter a keyboard, not brought, and secondly, your daughter is not going to learn to play the keyboard by reading it in a book. She will need actual lessons so unless you are going to pay for them, you have wasted all that money you spent on the keyboard in the first place.
Ceramic Animals
Price: $$$ neg
Ceramic Animals for sale Black Sitting Panther, Sitting Tiger, Sitting Eagle, $15 all in good condition
Steve
You might be thinking “What is wrong with this?” The moron puts it in the computer section of the classifieds. Oh yeah, ceramic animals have a lot to do with computers.
Commonwealth Games Tickets
Price:
Unlucky in Ballot! One really disappointed family - 'once-in-a-lifetime' holiday in doubt. Don't want to let children down. Can you help PLEASE? Games tickets sought after esp finals eg Netball (huge fans!), diving, cycling, and swimming.
Jenny ******
For those who don't know, the Commonwealth Games are just like the Olympic Games, except only for nations of the British Commonwealth, and they will be held in Melbourne next year, and to get tickets you essentially throw your name into a ballot.
So let me get this right. You (along with probably two or three million other Australians) didn't get anything out of the ballot, and now expect someone who was lucky, to hand over their tickets because your "Once in a lifetime" holiday is in doubt?
Like someone who has got tickets to these events, ESPECIALLY finals (and especially swimming, since we Aussies always kick arse and take initials because we are too busy kicking arse to take names at swimming), is just going to hand them over to you dumbasses and your dumbass children who might be upset because they can’t get what they want. Well guess what, this is a good opportunity for you to teach your little brats that they can’t always get everything they want and need to start learning to deal with disappointment.
Just a sample of the wider morons infesting my office.....
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2005