Working with Morons Pt 2
As I promised last week, here are more of the idiots you will find at work.
The “I’m so busy” Moron
This is the guy who rushes into the office all flustered, throws his stuff on his desk and mutters something about “I can’t talk today. I am so busy”
After he has gone and made his cup of coffee he spends most of the day wandering around to people telling them how busy he is and how much he has on and how hard he is working and how little time he has to meet his deadlines.
Of course if he would just shut the fuck up and sit down and do his work instead of telling everyone how busy he is, he will find he has more than enough time to do his work.
The Phone Junkie
This is the person who, whenever you look around at, is on the phone. Whether it is her work phone or her mobile and whether it be business or personal, she is always on the phone.
She arrives in the morning, gets on the phone. Goes to the toilet, back on the phone, off to morning tea, back on the phone, goes to lunch, walks back in from lunch talking on her mobile, hangs up that call and immediately jumps on her work phone, goes and gets a coffee, back on the phone until she hangs up and goes home.
Fuck knows how and when any of her written work gets done.
The “Too Much Make Up” Moron
The woman who looks like she puts all her makeup into a bowl, mixes it with water and then dips her face in the bowl and waits for it to set. Women like this are the reason they stopped testing on animals. Researches realised that the amount they tested on animals is far too small to be able to apply the effects of that amount to the amount these women put on their faces.
You are at work you stupid bitch. Not in a theatrical production or Mime School.
The Office Bicycle
Everybody has had a ride. Most women would at least try to sleep their way to the top. She is just interested in sleeping around. A moron yes – but quite often a pleasant distraction from the tedium of a usual work day so not all bad to have around.
The “Sir Not Appearing in this Film” Moron
The guy who seems to have every second day off and on the days when he does come into work and turn his computer, he disappears from his desk and is not seen until he turns his computer off and goes home.
The Tourist
This is someone who attends every training session available - not matter how irrelevant to the work he is supposed to be doing - purely as an excuse to get of work. This is the guy who is always complaining that there is never enough training to do his job properly but never seems to get around to using the training to do it.
Too many morons.....
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Tiberius Alatheus 2004