Who Would Jesus Bomb? FUCK YOU! That's Who He'd Bomb!
As everybody knows, leftist traitors are the most brain dead, infantile, simple-minded, mouth-breathing, incoherent, treasonous, intellectually bankrupt sacks of shit on the planet. As a result, their so-called "arguments" generally revolve around two-syllable chants or (in most cases) bumper stickers. Over the years, I've sliced-and-diced these retarded bumper stickers to reveal the sheer lack of critical thinking they represent. Nevertheless, more and more of these things are being stuck to Volvos than ever before, and it's time to put them in their place.
One of the most absurd bumper stickers has always been "Celebrate Diversity."
This sticker is the liberal way of admonishing everybody else for not respecting diversity as much as we should. What's funny and ironic is that leftists are the LEAST tolerant of all groups, especially when it comes to diversity of opinion. It's no secret that military families with ribbon stickers or people with "Bush Cheney" stickers on their cars have had their vehicles vandalized repeatedly by so-called "tolerant" liberals. Leftists will shout down anyone with whom they disagree (up to and including filing frivolous lawsuits in an attempt to muzzle any and all disagreement). It's hardly even worth mentioning anymore. Let's move on.
You've no doubt seen the bumper sticker that says "It will indeed be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force will have to hold a bake sale in order to buy a new jet."
Up until now, this was the hands-down most painfully retarded bumper sticker in the history of the universe. Try to wrap your mind around what these leftist dipshits are saying. Not only do they want to cripple the military, they want to humiliate everyone affiliated with it. I guess I should applaud their honesty. At least these liberals have the cajones to say what everybody already suspects (namely, that liberals are traitors who hate the military and would rather see "A million Mogadishus" or countless more 9/11s rather than seeing one American military victory). But just think of the vapid mind that would agree with such tripe. Here's the left's vision of a perfect world:
Commander: "General, our radar has picked up five Chinese fighter jets over California!"
General: "Steady, men... It looks like we've got our work cut out for us... We're going to need sugar, vanilla, flour, and chocolate chips."
Commander: "General, we've just received word that another plane has flow into the World Trade Center"
General: "Goddammit, where are those bran muffins??!!!!"
Pretty fucking absurd, wouldn't you think? Not so to the PBS/NPR/Sesame Street crowd. They're such gutless cowards, they won't even ADMIT there's a threat from anyone other than George Bush.
But ever since the war in Afghanistan started, I've seen a bumper sticker which represents the moral cowardice of the left like nothing else. It's the one that simply asks "Who Would Jesus Bomb?"
To liberals, having a well thought-out argument is never the preferred choice. Why? Because their arguments would reveal them for the traitors they are. Instead they rely on half-sentences and implications, without taking their illogical arguments out to their logical conclusions. For example, they'll say things like "Innocent Iraqis are dying," without actually taking the time to observe WHO it is that is killing them (other Muslims). In the case of the Jesus bumper sticker, liberals are trying to imply that George Bush is a hypocrite for claiming to be a Christian, but not living the life of Christ. Since Bush can't walk on fucking water, I suppose he's going to be slammed for that in the near future as well. But what's so great about this bumper sticker is that it points out the true depravity and traitorous nature of leftists.
First of all, I thought liberals HATED Christianity. Well, yes, they do. But that doesn't keep them from talking out of both sides of their mouths in order to bash America. On one hand, when the president announces that he wants to allow faith-based institutions such as community churches with anti-drug programs to be considered for federal funding, leftists will yell and scream that Bush is trying to turn America into a "theocracy." Then in the next breath they'll excoriate Bush for NOT employing his Christian faith enough in his foreign policy decisions.
So let me first answer the peanut gallery. The answer to your question is "nobody." Jesus would not bomb anybody. But this isn't a theocracy, and President Bush has a legal and moral obligation to protect innocent American lives. If that means an occasional blood-thirsty Muslim savage has to be bombed, so be it. If it means that a serial killer gets sent to the electric chair, then boo-fucking-hoo.
Now that we've dealt with that part of the sticker, we need to be intellectually honest and ask ourselves the question leftist traitors are too gutless to ask: Who would Mohammed bomb?
The answer to that is "anyone and everyone." Mohammed (and the adherents to the "Religion of Peace") has based an entire religion on murder, mayhem, and explosives. As I recall, Jesus didn't cut anyone's head off, nor did he rape an underage girl. Muslims (as we have seen time and time again) are actually COMMANDED by their leaders to kill everybody who doesn't practice their form of virulent Islam (including other Muslims when the local supply of Christians and Jews runs low).
So why don't leftists have bumper stickers that say "Who Would Mohammed Bomb?" or more appropriately, "Who WOULDN'T Mohammed Bomb?"
Well, apart from their piss-pants cowardice, they are traitors. They enjoy pointing out that Bush isn't as Christ-like as they say he should be, but they wouldn't dare point out that Muslims are actually FOLLOWING the tenets of their religion when they rape, murder, honor kill, or entice pregnant women to blow themselves up on commercial airlines.
Match point, motherfucker....
As I have said before, first we kill leftists, then we can deal with muslims and free the world from terrorism....
© by Michael Cooper 2006