This week, the entire North American population (with the exception of yours truly) was shocked to find out that 14-year-old slutburger, Cara Beth Borden had WILLINGLY run off with her 18-year-old boyfriend after he murdered her parents in cold blood. She's fourteen fucking years old!!!

 

I don't want to sound old fashioned, but in my day, a proper lady would wait until she was at least 18 or 19 before running off with the man who murdered her parents...

 

Why anyone would be surprised at this is beyond me. A 14-year-old whore being an accomplice to crimes committed by her over-age boyfriend is about as unexpected as a homey dating a 300 lb white woman with crooked teeth and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It's par for the course, and I'm disappointed I was the only one who saw it coming.

 

The slut-whore culture has been in full swing for nearly a decade now. Actually, it was started back in the 80's by the great-grandmother (literally) of all skankwhores, Madonna. Or is it "Ester" this week? Who cares, really?

 

Madonna, who became a millionaire by prostituting herself on camera, was lauded by the leftist shitstains in the press for being a woman who constantly "reinvented" herself. Of course, "reinventing" herself was nothing more than code for being a slightly different version of the same vapid, skank whore she's always been. In her most current version, Madonna has changed her name to Ester and is now somehow an expert on the Kabala, a Jewish offshoot cult which apparently takes experts decades to learn but Madonna was able to master in about a week. For purposes of clarity, I will henceforth refer to Madonna/Ester as GTH (Gap-Toothed Hag).

 

GTH is now preaching to the rest of us on how to be good parents, when it was SHE who started the whole slut-whore trend to begin with. Brittney, Christina, Jessica, et al, would not have existed if it weren't for GTH, and it makes me physically ill when I hear so-called "feminists" talking about how she is such a marketing genius. Selling tits and ass has been around since the dawn of man, and sticking your twat in some other chicks face (or getting corn-poned by Dennis Rodman) doesn't require a Masters degree in Marketing, and it sure as hell isn't a sign of "intelligence."

 

Now GTH is telling us what a great parent she is. She doesn't let her children watch TV. Big fucking deal. My wife is a far better mother than GTH will ever be. Hell, SUSAN SMITH is a better mother than GTH will ever be....

 

Finally, of all the slut-whores out there, why the hell is it that all the hottie female teachers who are having sex with their 15-year-old students weren't around 20 years ago??? When I was in high school, the only people who were having sex with their teachers were the jocko-homos (who were repeatedly sodomized by their coaches in the shower - willingly, of course).