Tattoo My Ass with Mohammad
My good mate Claudius had a pretty good idea to forward the cause of Freedom of Speech against the camel fuckers in the islamic world - T
Since Islam is the "religion of peace," as so many hippy-liberal douches claim
it to be, I think the Arab World get a kick out of my idea. The protest really
isn't that hard, doesn't cost much money, and, as we can tell from the reaction
to recent political cartoons, will more than humour the Muslims.
I am aware that Tiberius has started up the
"Great Art Project"--well, ladies and gentlemen, I am calling for a new
project to exemplify Western Civilization. A project that will tear down the
Berlin Wall that is between the Civilized Western World and the backwards Arab
world.
What do I call it, you ask?
"THE GREAT ASS PROJECT"
I know what you're thinking. "He's mocking the 'Great Art Project'!"
I'm not, and here's why. In fact, this project will take the "Great Art Project"
far beyond the territory of softcore porn.
I am calling for all sane citizens of our country to give the Islamic
Fundamentalists the Gift of Ass, and here's how we can do it:
1) Somehow get a hold of a permanent marker, impermantent tattoo of Mohammad or
if you want to be a dumbfuck, get a picture of Mohammad tattooed to your ass.
2) If you have a permanent marker, get a local artist/artistic friend to draw a
picture of Mohammad. If you think like I think "Claudius, all arabs look the
same, how could you tell the difference?" It's simple--just have your
artist/buddy draw the arab guy fucking a camel.
Oh, the mohammad thing...hmmm...draw a halo over his head (that is, after the
arab fucking the goat). Even better--write "THE SEAL OF PROPHETS" under the
picture because God stopped sending messengers
ever since the arabs said so.
3) If you're a woman, it's extremely important to show your face.
4) Drop your pants, take a picture of your ass with the drawing/tattoo and email
it to the Asylum. Tiberius will post the pictures of a certain page for all
Muslims to see. Hell, I bet they'll laugh so hard they won't beat their wives
for a whole night!
If the Muslims want to burn down buildings, riot, and (very soon) kill people
because someone poked fun at them, they can suck my giant American cock. Around
where I come from, we call these people "vaginas"--aka, people who go apeshit
when someone plays a joke on them. Whatever happened to the days where you could
laugh it off?
They're gone. Of course the Islamists can make movies about how Jews are
harvesting muslim organs for money--that's perfectly acceptable--but a political
cartoon. A FUCKING POLITICAL CARTOON. That my friends, is crossing the line. If
that much retaliation happens over a cartoon, imagine how much retaliation
there'll be when I kill Mohammad's scared camel.
- Claudius
There you have it. Another great way to say "Fuck you, goat fuckers!"
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2006