You Non-Muslims are Barbarians - New Hate Mail
Dear Stupid Mr. Cooper and Mr. Tiberius (if those are your real names).
I have just read your pathetic, racist rants against the good people of Islam. And how dare you rednecks compare Muslims to apes! You should be arrested for such hate speech. Just because a few people who riot or commit crimes happen to be Muslim, it is stupid of you to conclude that ALL (or even most) Muslims are like that. I am a Muslim, and I am more intelligent and more civilized than both of you combined. Islam is a religion of peace. The word "Islam" MEANS "peace!" Have you never heard that before? There have been just as many acts of terrorism by Christians over the years as there have been by Muslims. Do you even remember Timothy McVeigh? Or The Crusades? Or Hitler? OK, Hitler is a bad example, because most Muslims worship him for killing so many Jews, and his book Mein Kampf is a best-seller in the Arab world, but you get my point. To blame ALL Muslims for the acts of a few dozen (or several million) is just plain ignorant.
If either of you knew anything about history, you would know that the Islamic world was far more advanced than the Western/Christian world was 1000 years ago. Your ancestors were living in caves when mine were creating science and modern advancement. Never mind what Islam is like TODAY. Don't look at what Islamic countries are like NOW. That is not as important as what it was 1000 years ago. You Americans and Australians always look to the PRESENT, because you're cowards and are afraid to admit how great Islam was 1000 years ago. I don't blame you for being so ashamed of your past.
Look at all the great inventions made by Muslims. Even the numbers you use are called "Arabic" numerals. It doesn't matter that they were actually invented in INDIA, all that matters is that Arabs get credit for it. Sure we don't have a space program, manufacture cars, or have ever created any real flourishing democracies or modern economies. We have developed cultural systems that are far beyond your limited comprehension. For example, in Muslim countries, we eat with our right hands and wipe our asses with our left hands (no toilet paper, just the bare hand to make sure we get it all). Eating in a group out of one bowl with just our hands eliminates the need for silverware, and wiping with our bare hands ensures we will never get a paper cut on our bottoms. But here's where it really gets brilliant: If a person is caught stealing, we cut off one of his hands, forcing him to wipe and eat with the same hand!!! Ha ha, the stupid Europeans could NEVER have come up with such a brilliant concept for humiliation and depravity. Admit it, you guys are losers.
Other inventions made in the name of Allah are gun powder, paper, and and noodles. Oh wait, that was the Chinese. Well at least we developed the..... Um...... the airplane? ..no.....the transistor?...no.....the cure for....no.....um, how about the suicide bomber? Yeah, I got you morons, didn't I? Remember in the movie "Signs" with Mel Gibson (that foul Catholic infidel)? In the movie, aliens had invaded the Earth, and there seemed to be no stopping them. However, it was announced in the movie that the aliens had been killed somehow in the Middle East. How, you ask? They never came out and said it, but it's pretty easy to conclude that it was what you idiots call "suicide bombers" (when they are really martyrs). If it weren't for the martyrs in that movie, all of you people would be alien slaves by now, and the Passion of the Christ would have never been made. You're welcome, ingrates. We've also developed various methods of torture, rape, and oppression of women and children. So don't give me any B.S. about Islamic culture being "backwards." It is you people who are inferior.
Yours sincerely,
Abu Al Akbar
Senior Science Professor
University of Saudi Arabia
I guess Dr Zai....errr.... Professor Akbar sure told us....
© by Michael Cooper 2006