Way to Go, Akmed
Update 7/2/06 - Click here for exclusive pictures from the protests
Update 15/2/06 - Click here for the hate mail generated
Of all the diverse groups of dipshits around the world, no one does a better job at living up to the unflattering stereotypes attached to them than Muslims. They seem to actually go out of their way to act like the barbarians we all THINK (know) they are.
By now everybody knows that Islamists in the Arab world are outraged and offended by some cartoons published in a Danish newspaper which portrayed their beloved leader Mohammed in an unflattering light. One of the main reasons they're so upset (or so we're told) is that Islam strictly forbids drawings or images of the prophet, since that could lead to "idolatry" (I will address this lie later on). One of the cartoons portrayed the prophet with a bomb on his head (instead of the requisite towel, Pizza Hut tablecloth, or diaper). Several other drawings showed him wielding a sword. Well boo fucking hoo.....
In order to show the rest of the world that Mohammed was NOT a mad bomber and that Islam IS the religion of peace, what are Muslims now doing? You guessed it - staging violent attacks, setting fire to embassies, killing people, and blowing up buildings. You just can't make this shit up.... Some Muslim clerics actually called for a worldwide "Day of Anger." I'm not sure how one would be able to tell the difference between the official Moslem Day of Anger and any other day, but that's a topic for another time.
I've seen people go out of their way to live up to their group's stereotypes before. I once lived next to a Russian who had B.O. you could smell for miles and would drink and drive. He literally would drive up to his house while clutching an open can of Budweiser with his arm dangling out the window.
I've also seen many Chinese people crowd in, take cuts, and push from behind at every opportunity (even school events). These douchebags always seem to think they're still in Beijing, lining up to get their weekly allotment of toilet paper. No matter the circumstance, you can always count on an obnoxious Chink to push their way into a line and generally act like an uncivilized retard. If you don't believe me, go to The Louvre some time and watch how many flash bulbs go off after a group of Chinamen are expressly told NOT to take photos of the Mona Lisa.
And anyone who lives in the U.S. has undoubtedly seen the illegal immigrant family from Mexico taking up valuable space at a public park by throwing a birthday party for one of their 17 children (with their loud music blaring which has accordions in it). It happens every weekend in every park in America.
I've met my share of whiny Jewish liberals, hypocritical Baptists, and white trash teen moms with three kids. What I'm trying to point out is that EVERYBODY belongs to a group about which some unflattering generalizations are true.
But when it comes to deliberately living up to negative stereotypes, nobody can hold a candle to the Muslims. They seem to openly embrace the most horrible aspects of what everyone secretly knows they are like, while at the same time DENYING that they behave in such a manner. Now that the cartoon issue has turned into a worldwide problem, I'm heartened to know that a few other European papers had the stones to publish the images (which will no doubt lead to another peace-loving member of the "religion of peace" blowing up a building or slitting someone's throat).
Give me a fucking break. I've seen far worse "art" directed at Jesus and Christianity than has ever been levelled at Mohammed. Does anyone remember "Piss Christ?" It was a work of modern "art" which featured a crucifix with Jesus on it submerged in a jar of urine. Sure, Christians were outraged (and rightfully so). But the Pope never called for the artist to be murdered, nor did any Christians that I know walk into a hippy beatnik poetry reading and blow themselves up. But let's take a look at the blatant hypocrisy. Christians in virtually every Muslim country in the world are persecuted, tortured, raped, and murdered on a daily basis. I'm sure the Palestinian Muslims were really concerned with religious diversity when they stormed the Church of the Nativity a couple of years ago and completely trashed the place. And you can't even fucking OWN a Bible in Saudi Arabia.
So let's just call a spade a spade and state what everybody already knows. Most Muslims are incapable of simple civilized discourse or the acceptance of other opinions or religions to begin with. When it comes to things that they can genuinely consider to be offensive, their only instinct is to whine, caterwaul, burn, rape, and kill (which is pretty much their solution to everything). It was truly humorous (and disturbing) to turn on the TV this morning and see a Muslim chimp in Syria jumping up and down and beating the metal doors of the Danish Embassy with a piece of wood. It was identical to the scene in the movie "2001" where the ape beats the ground repeatedly with the bone of a dead animal. Too fucking funny....
Let's get back to the "idolatry" issue. This is just another bullshit lie perpetrated by Muslims and their leftist shitbag followers in the West. They say they are against idolatry, and yet so many of them own photos and paintings of Osama bin Laden, Al Zwahiri, and other Al Qaeda bigwigs. Hell, you could probably walk into the home of your friendly neighborhood peace-loving Moslem and find at least one image of OBL or Mohammed Atta hanging on their wall right now. What about all the simians around the world who openly held photos of bin Laden while chanting "Death to America" after 9/11 (giving OBL almost godlike status)? If that isn't idolatry, I don't know what is. So let's just put that fucking myth to rest, shall we?
Meanwhile, liberals and Hollywood Homos will continue to ignore the Islamic threat and opt for the safe route of belittling Christians and heterosexual white males at every turn and making America out to be the "bad guy" (because they know the risk of reprisal is non existent). American media outlets are refusing to show the cartoons out of "respect for Islam." Fucking cowards.... They have no problem whatsoever in repeatedly showing the cover of Rolling Stone where Kanye West wears a crown of thorns and tries to convince us he's Jesus Christ himself.... I suppose that Catholic priests around the world would take time to show their displeasure with Rolling Stone if they weren't busy being murdered by the adherents of the Religion of Peace.
So where are all the liberals who always claim to be for free speech? Where is the ACLU in all of this? I thought liberals were against censorship or intimidation. Yeah, right.... The inmates are running the Asylum. Well, not THIS Asylum, I can assure you.
* Disclaimer: The Asylum is not responsible for the dozen or so innocent victims who will invariably be raped and murdered at the hands of a bloodthirsty Islamist who is driven into a frenzy after reading this article. That is all.
This is a great time to remind you of my Great Art Project we can use to offend these goat fuckers.....
© by Michael Cooper 2006