Vote Sweeper: A New Game for Leftists
I thought up a new
computer game for leftist scum about the upcoming Presidential election. It is
called Vote Sweeper. The blurb on the back of the box will go something like
this:
Take on the role
of a Democratic electoral official as you cheat and lie in order to subvert the
Constitution, the law, and democracy itself by trying to steal the various
elections all over the country. Start at a local level and move up through the
ranks, eventually making it to the Presidential level. Make use of your special
powers including:
The Illicit Electorate Modification:
Use this skill to
redraw the boundaries of electorates in your favour. It doesn't matter that they
no longer represent an equal number of voters - you have an election to steal.
The Wolf Cry:
Claim you have been intimidated or threatened - especially when you haven't
been. Of course when you are a caught out, just claim that your Wolf Cry was
taken out of context without explaining what that context was.
The Minority Massacre:
Tell the various minority groups that they are too stupid to be able to make it
on their own and need you to protect them (while at the same time blocking
minorities getting assigned to high levels of authority and responsibility in
the government). Then when they turn their backs to question the Republicans
upon whether or not what you say is true, you massacre hundreds of them and
blame it on Republicans.
The Military Ballot Betrayal:
Just can't stand it that those pesky military people simply won't vote how you
think they should? Simple. Just throw their votes out. Used to great effect in
the 2000 election, it is set to become even more vital in your attempts to steal
the 2004 election.
The Mainstream Media Masturbation Message:
Getting some bad press over something you have lied about or done illegally? Get
caught out trying to steal an election? No worries. Just activate your MMMM
transmitter and even the most vile and reprehensible things you do will come out
as a positive all about how good you are and how much you have achieved.
Invaluable in neutralising the damage that the filth that make up your
representatives and their constituents will cause.
The Supreme Court Showdown:
Use this when you are facing the prospect of an un-stealable election. You have
tried everything to steal the election and failed. You only hope now is that the
Supreme Court will break the law and enable you to continue to try and steal it.
Plus Many More!!!
This game was made in consultation with the DNC and features heavy use of both
their 2000 and 2004 handbooks for stealing elections. All special powers are
Democrat-tested Tried and True methods of ensuring electoral usurping.
Don't worry about what the people want - you know what is best for them.
I could make millions off the scum with that idea. Anyone interested in
programming and distributing it - you know where to find me.
This is cross-posted at the
A Western Heart
I might as well try to make as much money as I can of these leftist shitbags before I exterminate them.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004