Too stupid to tie your shoes? Go to university.
This is yet another reason why leftists should be killed on principle because if you don’t, they will continue to infest all areas of society.
Universities are fast becoming nothing more than a big, expensive joke – solely because of leftist fuckheads.
Women’s Studies, Race Studies, and all your other indoctrination units have no place in a university. Universities are supposed to be places of learning (both of real subjects with academic and real world merit, and of how to think), research, and debate.
But leftists, being the pathetic, cry baby fuckheads they are, can’t accept that and so have actually made it that a university degree is pretty much worthless. Almost anyone can get into university now and almost anyone can pass some unit without actually doing anything or gaining any benefit from it that might help them or society in the future.
Why? Solely because leftists are ideological fuckheads who have no concept of reality.
They think that just because someone wants to go to university, then they should have that right (at taxpayer’s expense, naturally). Of course some people are just too fucking stupid to go to university and being so stupid, should have no place at university.
Going to university and getting a degree used to be an achievement. It used to be something to be really proud of. Now leftists have dumbed it down so much (because they are too stupid to cut it otherwise), most degrees are pretty much worthless.
Entry scores for most subjects have become so low in some units/universities it really is a disgrace (with the possible exception of Medicine, Dentistry, and Veterinary Science – which haven’t declined as much as others – thank fuck for that). We have classes full of (mainly leftist) morons wasting the time of lecturers and other students because they are simply too stupid and should not be there, and yet will still be given a pass and their degree at the end of it.
You would be thinking that universities might want to do something about it. Do something to try to improve their reputation as being a serious institute of higher learning.
Well not one university back home. Nope, instead of putting in measures to get rid of the many (mainly leftist) morons on campus, they decide to run “special” degrees just for them:
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|Title |Bachelor of Science (Surf Science|
| |and Technology) |
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|Duration |3 years full-time or part-time |
| |equivalent |
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|School |School of Regional Professional |
| |Studies |
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|Faculty |Faculty of Regional Professional |
| |Studies |
|-----------------+---------------------------------|
|Availability |Full-time |
| |Part-time |
| |International |
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|Overview |Provides an opportunity for |
| |well-qualified individuals with |
| |an interest in surfing to pursue |
| |the scientific and technological |
| |aspects of the surfing industry. |
| |Students acquire the skills |
| |necessary for management in this |
| |diverse, expanding and exciting |
| |industry. Areas covered include |
| |ocean sciences, materials |
| |technology, event management, |
| |human biology, business studies |
| |as well as contemporary issues in|
| |surfing. |
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|Related Careers |Surf Business Manager, Surfing |
| |Event Manager, Surf science |
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Yes you read that right. A surfing degree. And just look at those related careers. A surf business manger or a surf event manager. Oh wow. You will have employers beating down your door to get you – at least until you get to the interview:
“Ah yeah man, like, I did a surf degree. We ummm, learned stuff about surfing and uh surfboards dude. Oh and we learned stuff about waves and the water too. It was way cool. Especially the dope smoking. Oh wait, that’s just what I did instead of attending class. I only went to the “practical” lessons. So ummm, yeah, I think I’d be really good working in your surf store. Sure I know nothing about register operation, counting money, counting in general, and will be doped up most of the time I’m dealing with customers but uhhh, I have a degree in surfing.”
And can’t you just see one these drugged up leftist dipshits become a surfing event manager or even starting their own surfing event? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
But if you thought that was it, you are mistaken:
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Oh right.
See, the only people who would be stupid enough to consider this unit would be there because they think there is some practical driving component to it. And if they are so stupid as to think that, then they will clearly be too stupid to pass the first unit of the course, and more than likely would be too stupid to even get into university.
"Hey youse guys. I'm doing this grouse course about driving shit hot cars and stuff at uni. Its rooly sweet mate. Of course I'm not going to understand one fucking iota of what the course entails - hell, I don't even understand what iota means - but yeah, ummm, I’ll be like, rooly cool and stuff and like driving sweet cars and stuff."
Just the sort of people capable of managing a racing team huh? But thanks to leftist fuckheads, these idiots will more than likely be taking the place of someone who is smart enough to attend university but couldn't get a place in his or her preferred course because money was being wasted bullshit like surfing degrees.
Welcome to the university system - all because of leftist cunts.
And yet some on the Right still don't see that leftists deserve to be exterminated like the disease they are....
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2006