'Tis the season.....
To show what a dumbass you are, as demonstrated by these two emails I have received.
From: Eve Buckley
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Subject: Christmas
Dear fucker who hates Xmas,
U suck. Christmas is the best time of the year and halloween is just an excuse for saddos like you to put on your stupid masks and fake blood.
$2 is hardly anything so I don't see why ur complaining about that. Oh, yeah it's probably because you were trying to save up for a donut, you fat American nutter. I mean, I don't like singin carols but they're ok to listen to, i mean it lasts less than a month. Cumon, or are you that selfish? Plus at Christmas, you get presents and at Halloween all you get is eggs chucked at your house.
What is it with you fucking morons? Can’t you fucking see the website address has .AU in it? And when you type in my address to send me proof of your stupidity, does it not cross your pathetic little mind when you type .AU just what that means?
It is not like I have hidden the fact I am Australian and that I currently live in Australia.
And no it doesn’t last less than a month. This shit started in October and goes into January. That makes it a span of four months.
And carols, when sung by professionally trained choirs and backed by professional orchestras do sound nice. They sound absolutely shit when pumped through tinny sounding speakers in a shopping centre at volumes twelve times louder than they should be.
And as for this next piece - I almost wasn't going to post it but then thought I would just so you could laugh at the dipshit.
From: fbgdfbg dfgbfgb <airbornvacuum@yahoo.com (I wasn't going to leave his address but needed more than random keystrokes to identify him)
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Subject: screw you
well i love christmas you prick and for your
information jingle bells is my favorite song year
fucking round!!!
eat it
Wow. As if telling us jingle bells is his favourite song is going to do anything other than point out what a dipshit he is....
Now let’s get one thing straight. I hate Christmas but not for what it is. I hate it for all the bullshit that now comes with it. All that bullshit from shops from fucking October. All the bullshit at work about having to be diverse and multiculturally sensitive to - and let’s be honest - not to minorities but to leftist shitbags.
I am an Atheist but I realise we have a Christian heritage here in Australia and so have no problem with society observing Christmas. Hell, my office closes down around Christmas for which we don’t have to use our annual leave so I am quite happy to have them celebrate Christmas.
And though I can’t stand the shitty music pumped through stores, I really could not care less whether stores decide to put up decorations (but putting them up in October falls under the bullshit I mentioned earlier)
And I am very tempted to go all out and deck my halls full of Christmas stuff but rather than go with Santa and Frosty and such, I am thinking of going a full on religious and nativity style – just to piss leftist shitbags off. And maybe I will put up a big sign with some bible quotes like “Woe to the unbeliever for they will burn in Hell” or “Repent for Christ is our Lord. Ask forgiveness and receive Him into your heart!"
Then I would just sit out the front cleaning my katana and knives waiting for some leftist shitbag to make some comment, after which I would throw a knife at him and start chasing him with my katana.
Something like that would rule so much.
My Christmas wish is for leftist shitbags in the world to die horrible, slow, painful deaths.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004