Tag! I'm it.
Ok. Chief Bastard over at Bastards Inc tagged me some time ago and I did say I would eventually get around to responding. And so I finally have.
Ten Years Ago: Lusting over my science teacher, day dreaming about playing connect the dots with my tongue with the freckles all over her smoking hot body. Damn! Why couldn't she have been one of these slut teachers who fucks her students? And actually, I think I have just found a reason to go to my high school reunion, provided she is there and single. And hasn't ballooned up to 100 kilos......
Five years ago: Back from a trip to Singapore with some mates. The more druggies they hang, the more tourist dollars they will get from me. Finished a period of drinking lots, and bashing and tormenting leftists - also known as university.
One year ago: Established my Bat Cave. My cold, dark place with reverse cycle air conditioning, equipped with computer, broadband, widescreen television, home theatre system, numerous gaming consoles, drinks fridge, and very impressively stocked bar shelves, emerging only to go to work, walk the dogs, and go leftist hunting. Narrowly avoided being caught in the tsunami. Saying for the 4th year in a row "I must get out of this shitty place and go work somewhere else."
Five yummy things: Weihenstephaner, deep fried chilli squid (fuck knows what the restaurant puts on them but they are as addictive and delicious as hell), Toblerone chocolate cheesecake, cajun catfish, a thick steak barbecued well done with barbecue snags, all coated in barbecue and tomato sauce.
Five songs I know by heart: Highway to Hell - AC/DC, Land Down Under - Men at Work, the National Anthem (Australia and the United States - suck shit leftist fuckweasels), and pretty much everything by Alice Cooper.
Five things I would do with a lot of money: Retire and go travelling, pay suicide bombers to attack France, fund high tech r&d to come up with better weapons and technologies with which to kill leftists, fund and train a private army to use aforementioned weapons and technologies to kill leftists, buy lots of Hummers and pay people to just drive them around the city burning heaps of fuel while intimidating vehicles with leftist stickers on them.
Five things I would never wear: Anything worn by fags and metrosexuals (though I repeat myself), anything worn by women, anything French, anything pastel coloured (see fags and metrosexuals), jewellery (see women)
Five favourite tv shows: Married With Children, South Park, House, Do Over, NYPD Blue
Five things I enjoy doing: Tormenting leftists, travelling, gaming, watching movies/dvd's - especially horror, drinking
As for who I'll tag................who cares? If anyone really wants to do this there is nothing stopping them
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2006