Stupid Commercials
Note: I started this article a couple of months ago so I have no idea if these ads are still on Australian television. But these ads are (were) so shit they still deserve to be ridiculed.
Ever see an ad so stupid, so annoying, that you need to throw a brick at someone just to ensure you don’t spontaneously combust in flames of fury and rage?
The first was a stroke awareness ad. A lot of symptoms are flashed on the screen as being signs of a stroke, such strange and unique symptoms like headache, sweating, tiredness, muscle pain, dizziness etc.
Thanks for wasting doctors’ time and that of emergency personnel, assholes. Now hypochondriacs are going to be calling 000 every time they have a headache. “Help! Help! I’m having a stroke!”
Then you have the Clearasil ads.
Almost every single day we are bombarded by leftist dickheads about how big
problem anorexia and bulimia are in teenage girls as they try to live up to
unrealistic expectations placed on them by models, movie stars, and the
(overwhelmingly leftist – but that fact is lost on leftist dickheads) media.
And so what do these leftist dickheads do in response to this? They come out with a series of ads with girls who look about 14 going on about how this hot guy or hot shop assistant (who is out for underage pussy) who she just has to avoid and hide her face from because she has acne, but then uses Clearasil and no longer has acne or needs to hide so she went back and got his number.
Just think about the two great
messages you are sending to young girls, you leftist shitheads.
First you are telling them that because they have pimples they are ugly and
nobody will ever want them, and then you are telling them that it is fine to
chase after these older guys (who would be up on statutory rape if they laid a
finger on them) and glorifying going out with some paedophile.
How many young girls are you going to kill with those messages?
I hope you enjoy attending your daughter's funeral after she commits suicide or is murdered by some child molester whom she went off with willingly after you showed her it was “cool” to chase after older guys, especially ones who tell her that she was still beautiful even with acne, despite you telling her she was ugly and unattractive because she has a few zits.
And now we come to the Speeding ads. These ones really shit me because it shows just what fucking cowards and traitors and utter scum Geoff Gallop and the rest of his Labor government are.
The kicker is the bit where a montage of actors playing cops say
“Like the guy who breaks into your
house”
“He might trash the place”
“But you might kill someone”
NO YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNTS! SOMEONE WHO BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE IS INFINITELY
WORSE THAN SOMEONE SPEEDING!
This shows the truth about WA’s Labor government. They are more concerned with stealing money off law abiding citizens travelling a little bit fast but they won’t do a thing about real criminals like those breaking into houses. Why? Because most criminal shitbags are leftist shitbags who vote for other leftist shitbags like Geoff Gallop and the lab party.
There was another ad but it was on radio. Some stupid bitch ringing some exterminator asking about pests
"Bees?"
"Yes."
"Termites?"
"Yes."
"Ants?"
"Yes."
"My husband?"
Listen here you dirty slut. You would be the one being a pest because you are a woman and probably always bitching because a coaster or doily is not in the exact centre of the table. It would be closer to the edge where, you know, it can actually be used by guests and by your husband, thereby fulfilling its only purpose in being there.
And if your husband is being a pain about that sort of stuff it is because he is a closet homo - nice pick there.
There are plenty of others but I will end up having to smash something and there aren't any leftists nearby.
Leftists who create these ads should be tortured and killed.......
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2005