Americans are Spineless Pussies
If there is any lingering doubt that the vast majority of Americans
(especially males) are nothing more than snivelling pansies, lets clear
the
air once and for all. Americans have become a nation of Metrosexual pussies,
spoiled babies, and helicopter parents.
In a recent MSN article on new fatherhood, the author wrote about how more
men than ever are spending time with their children. This is a good
thing, and its certainly better than previous
generations of work and golf-obsessed absentee
fathers. However, in order to ratchet up the fag
factor, the article highlighted the growing number of men who are becoming
stay-at-home fathers. Even worse is the phenomena of male menopause and
male pregnancy symptoms, where guys gain weight or feel morning sickness
when their wives get knocked up. What a load. The article talked about a
Canadian study of potential hormonal changes in men during pregnancy. Of
course, the author neglected to document the predictable negative
hormonal changes (and severe nausea) in women when
they find out that the little boys they married want
to stay at home and take care of the kids, leaving THEM to
be the sole breadwinners.
It is a fact of life that women want to be taken care of. At minimum, they
want a man who makes more money than they do and can also physically
protect them. Liberals who claim to embrace science do
all they can to ignore the reality that evolution (and
not just societal values) make women attracted to men
whom they feel are able to get it done. A man who cant earn enough
money to support his family is likely to be (accurately) seen as a guy
who cant get the job done in bed. So while the
effeminate Super Dads lounge around at home and
occasionally stop watching Oprah long enough to sweep up
a few stray Cheerios, their wives are doubtlessly out there fucking
clients, coworkers, and even the mailroom guy (because
quite frankly, stay at home dads are ball-less
pussies, and women have no respect for them).
As parents become increasingly feckless, so do their children. A shocking
story in the Wall Street Journal this past April highlighted a trend that
I had already suspected: young people entering the
workforce (used to a lifetime of empty praise from
dipshit parents) are completely useless, lazy,
pampered, and expect praise for such things as showing up to work on time.
As a result, there are now companies that specialize in providing
balloons and confetti for employees who come to work
each week (no I am not making this up). An even more
shocking article in USA Today highlighted the growing
acceptance of crying in the workplace (for MEN as well as women). I'm not
talking about someone crying because they got a call that their mom died
(or the predictable tears that many office gals shed
when a beloved colleague leaves the company for
greener pastures). Many people (again, men included)
will shed tears over such issues as workplace stress, lack of
guidance, or even computer issues. Whatever happened to hitting your
computer and yelling fuck? Let me make it clear that a man who cries at
my company (for anything less than a death in the
family) will be ostracized as a fucking pussy and will
be dropped from the company at the next convenient
downsizing opportunity.
Finally, I just watched a story on CNN that solidified my belief that I will
never be replaced in my job. In fact, I can pretty much cruise my way to
a senior management position within the next few years
without having to break a sweat. The pussification of
America (combined with shitbag parents wanting to
become their kids friend) has resulted in what is known as Helicopter
Parents. As the name suggests, Helicopter Parents hover over their
children every waking minute of the day. As a parent, I have witnessed
this firsthand, but I never thought it would reach
such levels of depravity.
Today, an increasingly large percentage of parents in America will actually
call their child's COLLEGE PROFESSORS and get involved in such things as
roommate disputes, professor grading systems, and even post-graduation
job interviews. Yes, you read that last part
correctly. There are many companies who actually
accommodate parents who set up interviews for their adult
children, who are well into their 20's. Un fucking believable, isn't it?
Again, let me reiterate that any douchebag who has his mommy call me to set
up an interview will be summarily blacklisted from my industry. While
some companies may tolerate this, most industries will
not. Thankfully, I can still look to the young men
(and handful of women) in the military to become the
next generation of leaders. I would personally love to see a new reality
show called Ball-less Metrosexual Spoiled Pussy Boys Get Punched in the
Face by Ex-Marines." This would be similar to Donalds Trumps show, but
when a young douchebag shows up to a job interview with his parents (and
expects to be given a gold trophy for being only 10 minutes late and
wearing his baseball cap in the right direction), the
boss (an Ex-Marine) punches him in the fucking face,
knocking out a couple of piano keys in the process.
At this stage, we can only hope?..
Just another reason why
leftists should be exterminated with extreme prejudice because it is their
influence that leads to bullshit like this...
© by Michael Cooper 2007