Slut Alert
The other morning I awoke to news on my clock-radio about some 9th grade girl who was kicked out of a Christian school in Georgia. The news report said that this poor girl was expelled simply because of a kiss she received from another girl at a sleepover. Immediately, my bullshit detector went off. First of all, how would the school even KNOW about such an incident? Either she bragged about it to everyone within earshot (a staple of the modern lesbo culture) or another girl who witnessed the event was so shocked that she told her parents and/or the school (in which case, this was not a simple peck on the cheek or even a quick smack on the lips resulting from playing spin-the-bottle. There had to have been some serious tongue action, and possibly some muff diving).
Sure enough, I was right. The girl, Jessica Bradley, has also admitted to having a sexual affair with another (female) student, which pretty much makes her a lesbian. After seeing her picture, I'm going to say she's just an active participant in the lesbo-centric culture that is still so revered in America. Although it peaked around 2002, lesbianism is still a fad among girls and is seen as a fast-track route to popularity. And don't forget that the most important thing about being a lesbian or bisexual girl is not having sex or "experimenting" with other girls, it's loudly bragging about it to everyone else within earshot. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If two lipstick lesbians get "married" in a forest, and there are no news cameras there to broadcast it, did they actually do the deed? The answer is no. If there's no opportunity to brag about it and rub it in everyone else's faces, there's no point to being a recreational lesbian.
Predictably, the girl's parents are now suing the school for $1 million. They claim that the school violated their contract. Admittedly, the school's handbook wasn't as clear about lesbianism as they should have been. The rules only make some vague reference to "sexual immorality" (which to most modern American parents probably doesn’t include lesbianism, bastardism, or slutism). The bar has been significantly lowered, and the school should have spelled it out more clearly (although if they DID spell it out, they would surely have been sued for discrimination against homosexuals, sluts, and teenage moms).
Like all other cases of 14-year-old sluts behaving badly, the parents are clearly at fault. Can anyone explain to me what the parents were doing by allowing their admittedly lesbian daughter to have other girls spend the night (or letting her sleep over at another girl's house)? Would any decent parent let his or her 14-year-old daughter spend the night at her BOYFRIEND'S house? Clearly not. But lesbianism is somehow seen as sacred. And let's be honest, the $1 million (if the girl wins the lawsuit) is only the icing on the cake. The real prize is the exposure. Either way, Jessica Bradley will get her much-desired publicity as a lesbo hip chick. But it's sad that her parents are apparently craving the same attention.
I wonder what would happen if she and her parents tried this shit in Iran or Saudi Arabia....
© by Michael Cooper 2006