People are Shitheads
Why are people such shitheads?
Is there some written law that states 99.997% of the population must be shitheads?
Take a look at my day yesterday.
I walk out the front door to go to work – there are my white trash neighbours smoking while the kids are inside screaming and the neglected dog at the gate barking for attention (and probably some food).
Then I get on the road and there are nothing but shitheads all around me.
Some of the roads on which I travel are wide enough for a column of Panzer tanks to drive down yet all these shitheads can’t see that it is dual lane even though there is no white line and so sit right in the middle of the two lanes six feet from the curb and six feet from the middle island and while travelling too slow.
These shitheads leave me no choice but to line up my headlights with their side mirror and turn on my high beam while tailgating and yelling at them to move the fuck over then pull up alongside them and yell “It’s dual lane shithead” before moving on.
Then you got these other shitheads with the retarded yellow sign “Baby on board”. Like anyone gives a fuck. As Marge Simpson alluded to, do they think people go around deliberately ramming into other cars but will decide not to if they see that sign?
New rule. Because people who put these signs in their car are obviously stupid and will bring their children up to be just as stupid, I will now specifically target cars with a “Baby on Board” sign for ramming off the road. See how that works dumbasses? The sign has had the exact opposite effect.
Then I get into work and I have already explained here and here what I have to put up with at work.
Then at lunch I have to put up with all the shitheads walking around the city. All your shithead hippies with their stupid causes about which they actually know nothing of the reality of them. All your shithead morons who can’t walk in a straight line and have to zig zag across the footpath.
Then after work I go to the shops and there are more shitheads who don't know where the fuck they are going so zig zag and stop right in front of you as they try to determine if the six foot sign in front of them is the sign for the shop they are looking for.
After fighting my way through the hordes of dickheads I finally come to EB and pick out the two games I want in their 2 for $50 sale. (Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix Gold Edition and Hidden and Dangerous 2 for those who are interested)
H&D2 was just an empty box so the shithead clerk starts farting around looking for the disc and manual. He can't find it so the manager tells him just to take another one off the shelf. So what does shithead do? He takes one off the shelf and instead of just giving me that one, he opens it up and starts swapping the contents over from the new box to my box. Except being a shithead he swaps the manual over but forgets to put the game disc in so I had to go back again today to get the disc for the game.
What right do all these shitheads have to be such shitheads?
I am getting extremely sick and tired of these shitheads stealing my oxygen.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004