More retarded search strings
Update 5/4/05 - Check out this fucking moron
"pics from my engagement party"
Yes you read that right. This stupid bitch (it would have to be a woman because no man would give a fuck about an engagement party - even his own) assumes that, of all the engagement parties everywhere in the world, Google is going to know which are the photos from hers.
Please do the entire human race a favour and go kill yourself so there is not even the slightest possible chance of you breeding.
Rome Total War sucks
What a chickenshit pussy this cockmaster is. "Oh the game sucks". See, all you fuckhead leftists need to learn that just because a game is hard and you are shit at it – it does not mean the game sucks. It’s just you are too stupid and shithouse to handle it. And only a leftist would say something sucks just because they are shit at it.
bathroom etiquette woman
How the fuck would I know what goes on inside a women’s bathroom. I’m not some sick leftist pervert who gets off on that sort of stuff.
how to fuck a horse safely
Yes again. This one came from NZ so I am guessing they meant sheep. Oh and when we Aussies said to stop rooting sheep, we didn’t mean this.
Similar horse fucking ones have come from Poland, Malaysia, Saudi Arabia (I guess having sex with camels is getting boring after all these years), Germany, and I’m sad to say the US and Australia. Damn leftists are infecting the world everywhere. What the fuck is wrong with you people (apart from being leftists of course)
fucked and came inside teen and she is prengant
Well you fucking dipshit – you should castrated without anesthetic
soul mates site:.au
Good try moron. Of course there are many sites where you will meet your soul mate – and not just someone you might really click with, I mean your soul mate. See, the computers at these sites perform psychic scans on people who register to determine who their soul mate is and then send out telepathic waves all over the world to find that person and get them to search the internet to find this site to log in to. So one of these psychic computers must be calling you meaning your soul mate has been found. You utter fucking retard
Howard is a piece of shit
Poor little leftist shithead can't handle John Howard's landslide victory. Then go and fuck off to Cuba or north Korea or Iran before I have you hunted down and tortured to death for treason. Fucking traitor.
Donkey dicks
Please do us all a favour and go kill yourself. In your situation suicide is a perfectly acceptable (and most heavily preferred) course of action.
what are you like if you use the middle bathroom stall
Well it all depends. If you use the middle the one because it is the only one available, then you are merely following procedure. If you use the middle one when there are others available you’re a fucking leftwing pervert who enjoys jerking off while listening to people piss and shit and you are in all probability a child molester.
australia day shit
This one came from some Canadian fag who doesn’t realize that being proud of having ties to France makes his country lower than France itself
lessons on how to suck a dick
If you area woman – come here and I will give you all the practice you need. If you are man – fuck off you fag. Stop being such a queer
how to fuck a woman
Yes – some 40 year old leftist virgin asked this of a computer
salami fucking
I guess it is true what they say about the Swedes.
syllable in word food
Der!! You have got to be kidding me. Just think on that for a moment. Syllable in the word “food”. If you don’t know what a syllable is then you probably never passed the third grade.
what does hello miss in africa mean?
Probably the same thing it fucking means everywhere.
fucking women with socks on
If that turns you on.
some think to do to get him out your mind
Ugh! First of all it's some”THING” not "some think" you stupid bitch, and secondly, if you weren’t such a fickle, naggy, “me me me” bitch he would probably still be there.
However if you got rid him for cheating on you or beating you then you are still fucking stupid because if he did those things and you are still thinking about him kindly – there is no hope for you.
why we love trashy television
Because you are brain dead dipshits with no lives
Extremely fat kid trying to eat ice cream
I guess it is true what they say about the Germans as well.
real men into fucking real men
From some fucking queer in Florida. if I had to pick a most retarded search string, then this would have to go close. Real men don’t fuck other men and real men would not allow themselves to be fucked by other men.
Guy fucking his own pets
Surprise, surprise - this one came from Pakistan. He was obviously looking for some hardcore goat and camel porn
help im dickless
Another one from one Germany's resident perverts
mcdonalds who eats there and why
Fucking dipshit. You think a computer is going to have a list of names of who eats at mcdonalds. Moron. Fucking moron.
Let's just hope aliens are not using internet search strings to determine if we are worthy of existence or if we are to be wiped out...
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