Am I goth and other fuckwit search strings
I had a really shit weekend. None of your fucking business what happened. Suffice to say it ruined my whole weekend so I have decided to take it out on some of the dipshits that have been misdirected to my site through their fucking stupid search strings over the past year.
I fucked my teacher/fucked by my teacher/any and all variations of teachers and fucking as I've had them all
No dickheads. You didn’t. I, however, did fuck my teacher and it was the best either of us had ever had - and I got the shitty camera phone photos of the bite marks on my neck and shoulder to prove it. So hard and deep were the bites (which is fair considering that is exactly how I was at the time she gave them to me) that when I showed them to her the next morning she was shocked she had lost such control. So just go and masturbate to dead animal porn you fucking losers as that is the best you will ever get.
Do pathological liars have feelings
Do pathological morons have feelings? Do tell us.
What the world is like after zombies take over in Dawn
I assume the retard means Dawn of the Dead but of course we all know computers can make that assumption. And if that is what you were searching for, why the fuck didn’t you spend more than the 13 seconds my tracker shows you stayed on the page for? It is about the best thing you will find on what it would be like once zombies take over.
How to kill a dumbass
What? As opposed to killing anyone else? Or are you looking for suicide methods?
What to do when a man wont marry you
And you think a computer is going to know this? Fuck. But maybe I can help....
Hmm. Let's see.... Perhaps if you stop being such a fickle, self centered, whiny bitch and make your fucking mind up what it is you want, and fucking allow him to be himself and do all the nice things he wants to do for you out of love and not out of some assault on your independence, he might decide to marry you.
i am a looser
nothing to add here.
What are gothics anyway?
Can you fucking believe some moron actually typed in “anyway” into a search? As if a computer is going to recognize that it is just a superfluous word used in colloquial speech that has no bearing on the actually search sentence in question.
Am I a goth?
Some fuckstick actually asked this of a computer. Of course computers know how to answer questions like this. They can also tell you which colour is the prettiest, which religion is the one true one, and just what the meaning of life is.
How do I know when I am in love
Are you looking for a check list? Okay then:
a) shortness of breath
b) sweating
c) difficulty focusing
d) pains in the chest/lungs
e) difficulty breathing
f) hollowed out feeling in the abdominal region/abdominal pains
If you have all of these you are in love. Or having a heart attack. And given you ask a question like that of a computer, you are probably too fucking stupid to know which, so fingers crossed for a heart attack.
Chemical definition of love
A stupid subject but at least it is a search string a computer can recognise
How to fuck a horse safely
I shit you not. This came from some (horse?)fucker in Hong Kong. You shit stain. I hope you found a horse and it gave you one motherfucker of a kick, rendering you permanently impotent and unable to breed.
How to steal a car
Gonna be hard to do that once I cut your fucking hands off with my katana if I catch you trying to steal my car, fuckhead.
How to raise children muslim when you are gay
You don’t. You whip or stone them to death or behead them or hang them – I don’t know. What is it you fucking primitive muslim savages do to homosexuals (when you aren’t engaged in having anal sex with young boys?)
how to kill doughnuts
I can’t even begin to guess what this idiot was looking for. Dipshit.
why do people steal from my car?
What? Do you think the computer is going to telepathically link with you to find out which is your car, and then magically scan the minds of every human on the planet until it finds the ones who have stolen from your car, ask them why they stole from your car, and then return the answers to you on your computer screen? What the fuck is wrong with you apart from monumental stupidity?
how much money do you get if you are on the dole
You fucking lazy shit. Get out there and get a job like most of the population. Fucking leeching scum.
Would you put this sign lawn guns
Purple tiki monkey ooga booga dishwasher kan sweenu lawnmower. Try it without the drugs next time you dropkick.
There. That feels a little better. Now fuck off.
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