Safe Violence is the Answer!
Well, well, well... It didn't take long for the haters on the left to send in emails telling me that my idea (of sacrificing leftists, cult members, and other useless members of Western society to the Mad Mullahs of Islam to quench their bloodlust) was tantamount to "encouraging" violence. Bullshit. Besides, leftist traitors who embrace the terrorists as "freedom fighters" are the ones encouraging violence.
First of all, I wish the Muslims would STOP committing violent acts. The problem is, they just aren't capable of it. And I'm shocked that all you leftist lemmings haven't whole-heartedly embraced my idea. Think about it - this is the quintessential leftist idea. After all, isn't it liberals who are always using the phrase "they're going to do it anyway" before putting their stamp of approval on handing out syringes to heroin addicts or teaching preschoolers about condom use? Of course it is.
Leftist pedophiles are always trying to teach children about "Safe Sex." Their argument is "they're going to do it anyway, they might as well be safe." The same goes with leftist yuppie douchebag parents who hold keggers for their high-school age kids in order to keep them from drinking and driving. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY (haven't you been paying attention?)! Regardless what you think about kids having sex and drinking alcohol, nobody can deny that the Muslims are just going to do it anyway. They're going to murder, rape, honor-kill, behead, blow up, and otherwise mutilate everyone with whom they disagree. Hell, they even do it to EACH OTHER.
So if leftists can talk about safe sex and safe drug use, I see nothing wrong with teaching safe violence. The Muslims are just going to detonate carbombs and cut people's heads off anyway, so they might as well take out the undesirables (and leave the rest of us the fuck alone). Safe violence: It's the perfect answer for a massive (and growing) problem.
Now go fuck off and die...
Though really, there is no need to sacrifice leftists to muslim camel fuckers....we should be exterminating leftists as a matter of course....
© by Michael Cooper 2006