The Most Retarded Tourism Ad Ever
I was strolling around the other day
when I stumbled across this advertisement for the town of Esperance – a hick
town out in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere along the south
coast of Western Australia.
Why do I suggest that it is a hick town full of petty, hillbilly hicks? Well take a
look at the ad:
Yes you read that right. A spaceship (Skylab) crashed in 1979 and was fined
$400 for littering - and that is supposed to
make us want to go there? To a town so pathetic and petty and small minded?
Sorry dipshits, but it makes your town look like a petty, hillbilly hick town
full of people who are so fucking petty that you fine people for things beyond
their control – like crashing – and nobody wants to visit a petty, hillbilly
hick town full of petty hillbilly hicks.
Maybe you can also fine people who have car accidents for littering and people
who die in those accidents for illegally dumping fertilizer by decomposing –
that is how fucking petty and stupid your town appears as a result of that ad.
Now if the good people of Esperance take offence at being made out to be fucking
petty, hillbilly hicks (and I know I would), I would be tracking down the ad
agency who came up with that ad, and then tracking down the fucking worthless,
snivelling bureaucrat who spent your rates on that ad.
What kind of fucking idiot would think telling people how unbelievably small minded and stupid you are is the best way to get them to want to come to your town....
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2008