Reasons to torture and exterminate every last motherfucking piece of shit on the Left #119758
Problem: Australia’s long range capability is going to be gutted with the retirement of our F-111 bombers in 2010. The government does not want this to happen.
Solution: The government is looking at equipping our F/A-18 Hornets and AP3 Orion Maritime Patrol planes with cruise missiles.
Reason why those suckers of dead donkey dicks known as the Left should be tortured and exterminated:
They want us to ask permission from those filthy savages and muslim terrorists in Indonesia and around our region to upgrade our military capabilities. They think we should check with those who are a clear and present threat to our country if it is ok if we buy new equipment to defend ourselves with.
As that fattest of fat fucks, Kim Beastly said
“The problem with this Government is that it never bothers to go around the region and explain what it is doing.”
Listen to me you fat, diseased piece of shit. There is only one group this Government has to explain itself to and that is the Australian public. Fuck Indonesia, fuck Malaysia, fuck Singapore, fuck Thailand, and fuck anyone else who thinks we should ask permission or explain ourselves and justify our case for increasing our defensive capabilities.
And as for all you leftists crying “Oh it could lead to an arms race in our region” when you don’t have a dead donkey’s dick in your mouth:
Good, you chickenshit goatfucker fellators. I hope it does. Who in the region is going to match us when we buy the most advanced equipment from, and with, the US?
Indonesia? They might get some outdated MiGs.
The Solomon Islands? Unless they are allowed to pay in coconuts they will only be able to buy a couple of hand guns.
Papua New Guinea? We are the only thing stopping that place from imploding. They will have no organised government to worry about external problems.
New Zealand? Ha! The Royal Australian Air Force and the Royal Australian Navy are already their first line of defence. They are only an independent country because we haven’t decided to annex them as yet.
So let those primates get into a pissing contest with us if they wish. We will just whip out our big Aussie schlongs and drown them.
This is why I think a nuclear waste storage facility in Australia is a fantastic idea. Just think – we have a huge desert area with nothing around for thousands of miles. We build a huge facility to store spent reactor fuel and weapons grade waste from decommissioned nukes. Australia owns and runs this facility and we charge other nations to transport their waste here and to store it. But what we do with some of it, instead of just storing it, is reprocess it and/or enrich it (depending on what is stored) and use it to create our own nuclear weapons. Truly show the rest of the region that we are not to be fucked with.
And unlike the missiles of some shitty communist craphole whose leader has poofy hair, our missiles will have a range able to reach outside our own borders.
Update: Chief Bastard has also covered this. Go and read it.
It seems to me that the Left is trying to justify the case for their own extermination.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004