Purple Rage
As everyone knows by now, ex-president Bill Klingon completely blew his stack over the weekend at Fox News' Chris Wallace when Mr. Wallace had the audacity to hit the former president with anything other than the usual softball questions he receives from the anti-American leftist press. During his tirade, Clinton turned purple and pointed his finger at Wallace (Jesus, does this guy have a penis complex, or what???).
Predictably, Clinton is now being hailed as a hero by all of his leftist democrap allies in the press. The reactions on both sides have been predictable (and boring). Therefore, it is my duty to point out what nobody else has been able to. First, the democraps are saying how Klingon really put Chris Wallace in his place with his infantile tirade. Needless to say, this is complete bullshit. I can't possibly imagine that if George Bush senior had become this unhinged that he would have received the same level of positive press coverage. But the hypocritical leftists in the media and in the democrap party have really put their foot in it this time.
The democraps are rallying around Clinton and trying to claim that he was "tough" on al Qaeda before he left office. In fact, Richard Clarke allegedly handed the incoming Bush administration a comprehensive battle plan to defeat OBL (and Bush allegedly botched the whole thing by not nabbing the entire al Qaeda network during his first 8 months in office).
But wait - I thought that 9/11 was an "inside job." That's what 30-50% of the leftists in America think. So why would Clinton take time out from receiving blowjobs from his daughter's friends in order to dispute this? After all, 9/11 was nothing more than a hologram done with mirrors and some smoke bombs, right? Apparently not. By talking about how much he did to prevent bin Laden and the 9/11 attacks, the esteemed (and impeached) president knob nibble has inadvertently fallen off the leftist bandwagon. By actually admitting that 9/11 was caused by radical Islamists, Clinton has once again handed Bush a huge present wrapped in a bow (and no doubt infuriated the radical Marxist-Islamist Alliance).
And although the incoming Bush administration deserves its fair share of the blame for 9/11, the democraps have now pissed off nearly half of their base by admitting that 9/11 was caused by anyone other than Dick Cheney. This can't possibly help them in the mid-term elections.
Not that I care... I've become so disillusioned with both parties that I'm considering running again in 2008. The traitors in the democrap party and the feckless prep-school douchebags in the Republican party have left us more vulnerable than ever (especially when it comes to keeping out the border jumpers). But it is funny to watch the leftists tear each other apart. I just hope they'll devolve into the same Sunni vs. Shiite mentality that the splodeydopes have been mired in for the last 700 years. If both sides would just kill each other, the world will be a better place.
Note:
Hey leftist fuckwits. I know it hasn't dawned on you because you are too fucking stupid but Clinton is playing the Buffalo Bill's patented "We made the Superbowl four years in a row" defence, which is a complete and utter, 100% guaranteed, absolutely no exceptions to the rule sign of a fucking LOSER!
LOSERS talk about how good they almost were. LOSERS talk about making the final but not winning it even once, just as LOSERS talk about how they ALMOST capture or killed someone.
Guess what, dipshits? Nobody gives a fuck that the Bills made it four years in a row, just as nobody gives a fuck that (according to Bill himself) nobody got closer to killing or capturing Bin Laden. None of the LOSERS were able to WHAT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DO. Any talk about anything else or how close they came is bullshit.
Do you want to hear about the time I almost won the lottery four years in a row or how nobody else came closer to winning the lottery than I did?
Didn't think so...
- Tiberius
We should be exterminating leftists so they can then go on about how they almost got to destroy Western Civilization....
© by Michael Cooper 2006