Try this at the next pro-illegal invader protest
Normal, sane, sensible people - please bear with me on this as I will be addressing dumb-as-shit leftists for most of this.
Why are you anti-war, pro-illegal invader leftists so fucking stupid? And hypocritical. And stupid. And sore losers. And stupid. Nature is not so flawed as to produce such a counter-productive and totally fucking useless form of life such as yourselves so I can only conclude that somewhere along the line you made a conscious decision to be as stupid, hypocritical, stupid, sore losers, and stupid as you are.
Here is a discussion I had with one such as yourselves at work the other day.
I ask this dickhead:
"So what do you think should be done with refugees that arrive here illegally?"
Dickhead responds with:
"Well look at yourself. You are comfortable here. Your family is here. Your friends are here. You have
your job and all your belongings. Now for you to leave all that - all your family and friends, your whole life up to that point, and get in what is usually a barely sea-worthy boat, to risk your life with no guarantee of getting to your intended destination as you pass through various ports - for you to do all that, the situation would have to so extreme and things would have to be so bad none of us can really appreciate it. Why shouldn't they be allowed to stay and why do we need to lock them up when they do finally get here?"
I answer with:
"I will agree with that but don't you think it would be better for them not to have to leave their family and friends - not to have to leave their entire lives behind?"
Dickhead comes back with:
"Well of course. Of course it would be better for them not to have to go through all that and leave family behind but..."
I now set the trap:
"Well then shouldn't we focus our efforts on making sure they don't have to leave? Making sure they are not going to be killed and making sure they have the freedom and opportunities we do. Shouldn't we be helping them solve the problems in their country so they don't have to throw their lives into disarray?"
And Dickhead walks into it:
"Sure. That would be much better for them."
So I spring it:
"So why do you oppose what is happening in Iraq? Saddam is gone and no longer torturing people and their families and they are now free to vote in elections and live their lives how they want."
Your fellow dickhead had no answer. He tried to splutter something about oil, about imperialism, about Bush but he knew his arguments were fucked and didn't address the question. So like a fucking stupid sore loser leftists that he is, after spluttering about for a good ten seconds he just scoffs "Whatever." and walks off.
Why are you such fucking cry-baby hypocrites? I fucked your arguments so thoroughly and all you can do is storm off? Why are you all so fucking retarded?
All the normal sane people can join me once again.
Next time you are faced with so fuckwit like the one at my work just try something similar to what I did and don't let them just walk away. Stay in their face and force them to give the correct answer (which is that they are wrong) or until they start crying.
Never miss an opportunity to shove it in a leftists face how fucking stupid and hypocritical they are.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004