Leftists are the world's best projectionists.
*Update 6/9/05: This article was originally credited to a guy named Mark from New Jersey. He has since contacted me and explained that he was not the author of the article and merely had it sent to him via email, which he then sent on in turn. Accordingly, I have removed his name and email from the article.
However, while the things I said in the article do not apply to him, they still apply to the author.
This was sent to me awhile ago by a loyal reader and I thought that after all the immediate election hooplah had died down, and to coincide with Bush’s second inauguration after his landslide victory, this would be a wonderful reminder of the stupidity, arrogance, cry babiness, and utter unworthiness of life, these leftists are.
But more importantly, it shows that leftists are the best projectionists in the world. Notice how every fucking thing he says about Middle America - is actually and in reality, what the arrogant arsehole leftists in Blue America are and do and say. Every last fucking thing. There not one thing he says about Middle America that does not solely apply to the Left. It is fucking astounding. Every last comment he makes applies perfectly to the Left.
One
thing however – this guy is unlike almost every other leftist in that he had the
courage to put his name and address on it.
(see update above) While I despise the leftist fuckhead
and wish he had cancer or aids (I have been focussing my psychic powers on
giving him cancer or aids for the last two days now so we’ll see if it works) I
do have to admire him for that.
So read it, send him an email or write him a letter, and ask him if he has the courage of his convictions to meet you in unarmed combat someplace.
Kerry's Concession Speech Redone
(the speech you wanted to hear on November 3rd)
"My fellow Americans, the people of this nation have spoken, and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession. I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people. Though the people disagree with the President on almost every issue, you saw fit to vote for him. I never saw that coming. That's really special. And I mean "special" in the sense that we use it to describe those kids who ride the short school bus and find ways to injure themselves while eating pudding with rubber spoons. That kind of special.
I concede that I misjudged the power of hate. That's pretty powerful stuff, and I didn't see it. So let me take a moment to congratulate the President's strategists: Putting the gay marriage amendments on the ballot in various swing states like Ohio... well, that was just genius. Genius. It got people, a certain kind of people, to the polls. The unprecedented number of folks who showed up and cited "moral values" as their biggest issue, those people changed history. The folks who consider same sex marriage a more important issue than war, or terrorism, or the economy... Who'd have thought the election would belong to them? Well, Karl Rove did. Gotta give it up to him for that.
I concede that I put too much faith in America's youth. With 8 out of 10 of you opposing the President, with your friends and classmates dying daily in a war you disapprove of, with your future being mortgaged to pay for rich old peoples' tax breaks, you somehow managed to sit on your asses and watch the Cartoon Network while aging homophobic hillbillies carried the day. You voted with the exact same anemic percentage that you did in 2000. You suck. Seriously, you do.
There are some who would say that I sound bitter, that now is the time for healing, to bring the nation together. We in blue states produce the vast majority of the wealth in this country and pay the most taxes, and you in the red states receive the majority of the money from those taxes while complaining about them. We in the blue states are the only ones who've been attacked by foreign terrorists, yet you in the red states are gung-ho to fight a war in our name. Blue state civilians are the actual victims and
targets of the war on terror, while red state civilians are the ones standing behind us and yelling "Oh, yeah!? Bring it on!"
More than 40% of you Bush voters still believe that Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11. I'm impressed by that, truly I am. Your sons and daughters who might die in this war know it's not true, the people in the urban centers where al Qaeda wants to attack know it's not true, but those
of you who are at practically no risk believe this easy lie because you can. As part of my concession speech, let me say that I really envy that luxury. I concede that.
Healing? We, the people at risk from terrorists, the people who subsidize you, the people who speak in glowing and respectful terms about the heartland of America while that heartland insults and excoriates us... we wanted some healing. We spoke loud and clear. And you refused to give it to us, largely because of your high moral values.
You knew better: America doesn't need its allies, doesn't need to share the burden, doesn't need to unite the world, and doesn't need to provide for its future. Hell no. Not when it's got a human shield of pointy-headed, atheistic, non-confrontational breadwinners who are willing to pay the bills and play nice in the vain hope of winning a vote that we can never have. Because we're "morally inferior," I suppose, we are supposed to respect your values while you insult ours.
And the big joke here is that for 20 years, we've done just that. It's not a "ha-ha" funny joke, I realize, but it's a joke all the same. And I make this pledge to you today: In the next election, there will be no pandering. Next time we will not pretend that the simple folk of America know just as much as the people who devote their lives to serving and studying the nation and the world. They don't. I'm talking to you, you ignorant, slack-jawed yokels, you bible-thumping, inbred drones, you redneck, racist, chest-thumping, perennially duped grade-school grads.
Thank you, and may God, if he does in fact exist, bless each and every one of you."
Don't forget to rub in the fact Bush is in for another four years in the most mean and nasty way possible.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2005