Enough already about petrol prices!
I am sick and tired of all these whingers going on about fuel prices. All of you just shut the fuck up. You got your typical leftwing shitstains in the Labor Party crying and screaming and stamping their feet and demanding the government waste more taxpayer dollars on a summit about fuel prices.
Then of course you have the other leftwing shitstains, spewing their uninformed bullshit about oil companies. Hear this now you tossers – there is only one illegal monopoly/cartel in the oil industry and that is OPEC.
For the economically ignorant (i.e leftists) out there, let’s have a quick lesson on how monopolies and cartels work. A monopoly or cartel can set one of two things – the price of their product (and then produce to the level of demand at that price) or they can set the quantity of product they will produce. They can’t set both.
It is much more lucrative for a monopoly or cartel to set quantity and let the market decide on the price – especially for high demand goods. And what does OPEC do?
These fuckers all get together and determine how much oil they will release to the market and all agree to stick by this amount and not produce any more. IT IS ILLEGAL FOR COMPANIES TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS IN EVERY CIVILIZED NATION ON THE PLANET, but it is okay for these camel fuckers to do this?
Of course it is because they are the left’s Jew killing allies so the left doesn’t care what they do. And before leftist dipshits say that’s not true, remember a couple of years back how all these camel fuckers shit themselves when Russia announced they were not going agree to OPEC’s supply limit and were going to produce more and undercut them on the world market?
Typical cartel reaction from OPEC when it looked like their little profit extorting exercise and their illegal monopoly is coming to an end. Fucking camel fuckers. And let me just add how completely fucking disappointed I am that this never came about.
Of course, the most vocal complainers about petrol prices are also the ones who don’t bat an eyelid at spending $20 a day on cigarettes and booze. Now a lot of people don’t do this, but before you automatically assume that you are entitled to bitch, take note:
If you happily pay $3 for a 1.25 litre bottle of Coke for breakfast and morning tea everyday, you are paying $2.80 a litre for Coke so SHUT THE FUCK UP about paying $1.40 for petrol.
If you happily pay $1.80 for a 600ml chilled tap water (commonly marketed as natural spring water) everyday, you are paying $3.00 a litre for water so SHUT THE FUCK UP about paying $1.40 a litre for petrol.
If you happily pay $2.50 a day for a 600ml Coke at lunch, you are paying $4.17 a litre for Coke so SHUT THE FUCK UP about paying $1.40 a litre for petrol.
If you happily buy a 250ml small coffee for $3.20 every day, you are paying $12.80 a litre for coffee so SHUT THE FUCK UP about paying $1.40 a litre for petrol.
There are others but I can't be fucked listing them all. I myself am guilty of buying a 600ml Coke almost every day and thus I don't bitch about petrol prices. If however I get really concerned about the cost of filling my tank, I will stop spending $4.17 a litre on Coke everyday and put that money towards $1.40 a litre petrol once every 10-14 days.
Do you dipshits all understand that? If you are pissing your money away on drinks, cigarettes, chocolate, or any other shitty thing you are spending your money on every single day, then don't bitch about the cost of fuel as you will find it is plenty affordable if you stop wasting your money on shit you don't need.
And the next pussy dipshit I hear who says "I NEED to buy a coffee every morning" will get my fist through his or her face....
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2005