People to Sacrifice to the Islamists
As I was drinking heavily and watching Shaun of the Dead for about the 100th time this week, it occurred to me how much our Muslim friends are like the zombies in that movie. They both have an unquenchable thirst for blood, and it is the only thing that motivates them. They can't be reasoned with, and they are incapable of compassion. And after seeing the Christians around the world react in a civilized way to the release of The DaVinci Code (as opposed to Muslims burning down entire cities in reaction to a couple of fucking cartoon drawings), I've come to realize that Mohammed's Monsters really are animals when compared to the rest of the world.
So what can be done? Are we doomed? Will we have to destroy the Muslims the way they did in the movie?
Although it may eventually come to that, you can relax for now. Put down the shovel and the cricket bat and recognize that there may soon be a mutually beneficial settlement between the civilized world and the Islamist one.
Since the Muslim bloodlust will never end, why don't we just sacrifice a few thousand people each year to appease them?
And since liberals are always the first to bray about "getting along" with the enemy, "understanding" them, and doing all they can to dismantle any attempts at PREVENTING them from murdering people, they should be the first to go. I'm sure they'll have plenty of time to reflect on America's so-called "Imperialism" when they're getting their heads sawed off with a rusty blade.
Here are the other members of society who serve no useful purpose (other than as target practice for the camel fuckers). Akmed and Akbar are welcome to them. Here they are, from bad to worse:
5) Cult members. This includes Richard Queere, or any of those douchebags who have that bumper sticker that says "Coexist" made out of the symbols of all the major religions. They need to drop their moral relativism (which is nothing more than moral cowardice), get out of their Sesame Street fantasy, and join the real world.
4) People who use any variant of the phrase "40 is the new 30." What the fuck does that even MEAN? Yes, I know it's supposed to mean that people are living longer, but it's really used by vain celebrities and aging trophy wives in an attempt to tell us that their mothers never looked as good at 40 as they do. Well fuck-a-doodle-doo.... Just because you've got enough Botox in your face to kill half of Europe, it doesn't mean that you're not an aging hag. And although I've seen some very attractive women in their 40's, Madonna sure the hell isn't one of them. Madonna hit the wall (face first) at about 30.
The "40 is the new 30" phrase has now spawned a whole shitload of copycat phrases such as "60 is the new 40." Give me a fucking break. Next year it will be "15 is the new 3" or some other shit. Get in line, assholes, it's time to face an angry crowd of Islamists.
3) Members of CAIR or any other organization trying to pull the wool over our eyes about the true nature of Islam. Nothing more really needs to be said about this group. Yes, they're all in on it, but that doesn't mean that virulent Islamists can't turn on each other (they do it all the time). Sunni vs. Shiite (or is that "shit"?), Wahhabi vs. Wasabi, it's all the same to me.
2) People who drive with their dogs in their laps. You people (and you know who you are) deserve to be tortured and put to death more than perhaps any other group listed here. It's bad enough that you have sex with your dog (and couldn't get laid even if you were in prison), but putting everybody else's life in danger by driving with your fucking French poodle in your lap shows just what a self-centered cuntface you really are. And the handful of MEN who do this should go to the front of the line.
1) This fucking asshole. (I think I'd actually pay to see him his block hacked off)
Truly a bunch of worthless fucks, that lot. Of course that last one should be raped by the camel fuckers often and repeatedly (like we'd need to ask them twice) before having his head cut off...
© by Michael Cooper 2006