Parenting tip #35882
What the fuck is wrong with parents these days? When did raising your children in a sensible, sane, caring, and considerate (for both the child and other people) manner go out of style?
Most parents seem to fall in to two categories these days. The first are the dumbasses who go completely overboard trying to protect their child when all they really need is healthy dose of common sense. The biggest thing that this group does to shit me is this.
Those who have dogs and take good care of them, but as soon as the baby arrives, banish the dog to outside. Or if they get a dog afterwards, leave it outside the whole time. They do this to "protect" the baby from the dog.
Hear this you fucktards - Dogs, like wolves, are pack animals. That means that they need a close group of family. Now you are apparently telling me that a dog is going to see a baby as an intruder and a threat to the family group. Tell me - do older members of wolf packs savage and attack new wolf pups when they are born? Why no they don't. Individual members of the pack will protect the young with their lives if need be.
Your dog knows the baby is a new addition to its pack. It can smell that the baby smells very similar to you and your partner. It knows it is a part of the family, the pack as it were, and it will protect it. So pull your fucking head out your arses.
Anyway, back to the point.
The second category, and the one which is far worse , was perfectly illustrated by this couple I saw last night. Completely and utterly neglectful.
It was my sister's birthday the other day, so last night she arranged dinner and drinks at a pretty good pub. There we are sitting down to dinner when this dumb bitch comes walking into the eatery area with a stroller followed closely behind by her dumb shit husband carrying a baby that could only be five months old at the absolute maximum.
Just think about that. They bring their baby into a pub. A pub full of smoke (while there is no smoking in the food area, it is not an enclosed area so the smoke still wafts through). Like a five month old baby need to be inhaling that shit while still developing, nevermind the complete lack of courtesy for others who are walking back to their tables with armfuls of drinks having to sidestep the stroller and assorted shit.
Over the other side of the food area, near where they sat, was a big table of sluts. So what does this dickhead do? He gets up and starts walking around with the baby like it is a fashion accessory, trying to attract the attention of said sluts so they can feed his ego over what a lovely baby he has. But they were too busy sharing whore stories amongst themselves to take any notice of him so he soon gave up and sat down.
Then, when you can't see them getting any more negligent I witness the following:
While that lazy bitch is still sitting on her arse, he gets up and disappears for a bit with the baby. The next time I see him, he is walking back to his table with a pint of beer in one hand and THE BABY IN THE OTHER! He drops it on the table for the lazy bitch, then goes back to the bar and walks back with a another pint of beer in one hand and THE BABY IN THE OTHER!
This fucking moron has twice taken his baby up to the bar with him to order a drink. In a pub. With people drinking and getting drunk. Now what would happen were some drunken moron at the bar think this guy cut in front of him and tried to start a fight? Would the drunken guy really care he had a baby in his arms? What if a fight were to break out near him and he got jostled from behind and fell to the ground? Don't any of these fucking morons think?
Why couldn't he leave that baby with his fucking lazy bitch wife? Or better yet, why couldn't his lazy bitch wife go and get the drinks if the baby had to stay with him?
And more to the point - why the fuck did these two fuckwits bring their baby to a pub in the first place? I have said it before that babies change things. If you have to go somewhere, find a fucking babysitter. And if you can't find a babysitter, you don't fucking go. It is that simple. If you don't want to make that choice, that is fine - but then don't have a fucking child! If you aren't going to have the courtesy for other people, then have it for your child.
If it were just an ordinary restaurant I would not have batted an eyelid at these two, but come on - it is pub where people go there to drink and get shitfaced. Your baby should not be taken into that environment.
How is it that someone who doesn't have kids can be a better parent than most of the fuckwits out there who have kids and negligently endanger them by taking them into pubs and bars?
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004