The easiest article I've ever written

 

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar (especially one who says something that is clearly 180 degrees opposite of reality). This week, doomed presidential candidate and articulate black man Barak Obama proclaimed "The arguments of liberals are more often grounded in reason and fact" (as opposed to the arguments of conservatives, which we are to believe are based on emotion). This is counter-intuitive, especially when you look at the behavior of liberals and the way in which they discuss their so-called arguments (shouting down critics, mocking their opponents, and trying to silence people through political correctness). Since everybody knows that liberals operate almost entirely on emotion, Obama's ludicrous statement is something that could just as soon be dismissed as bullshit. But this article is just too damn easy.

Let's take a look at the major beliefs and policies of liberals and see how "grounded in reason" they really are, shall we?:

1) Self Loathing - Liberals hate the West. The West is always WRONG (unless it's white Europeans aligning themselves against the U.S.). Liberals hate America. Liberals hate the family. Liberals hate the military, the police, and anything else traditional, good, or fair. Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in hate.

2) Defeatism - Liberals are weak on terrorism, weak on crime, and just plain weak. Liberals hold "safe drinking" and "safe sex" parties for their teenagers using the excuse that "they're just going to do it anyway." Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in low self esteem and laziness.

3) Multi-Culturalism - Liberals believe that it is wrong to expect a newcomer to America or Australia to actually speak English, shower, walk upright, or eat with utensils. Liberals argue that all cultures are equal and we should not consider our (obviously superior) culture to be above those of anyone else under any circumstances. Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in the white guilt of rich white liberals and the virulent racism of Hector and Mohammed.

4) Blaming the Victim - Liberals believe that we are creating more terrorists by fighting terrorism. They believe that it is the West's responsibility to provide jobs for young disaffected Muslim "youth" (who don't want to assimilate in the first place). They say that the West is "Islamophobic" and has to bend over and grease up for them or we're to blame for terrorism. This is simply not true: just look at older Muslims in Europe, who DON'T support terrorism or Shari'a law. Surely the older Muslims in Europe have been "oppressed" longer than the Muslims in their 20's who were born there and are embracing terrorism. But the liberals believe we're the ones who need to change. Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in selective outrage.

5) Baby Killing - Liberals believe in a woman's right to "choose," which is a euphemism for murdering one's own baby. They say it's a woman's body, ignoring the obvious fact that the baby is a separate entity living inside the mother. Liberals want young women to reject parental roles and kill their babies out of sheer convenience. They don't even want to discuss adoption, because they'd still have stretchmarks. Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in vanity

6) Collectivism - Liberals believe that the group should carry its weakest members (even the voluntary poor). They believe in bringing everybody else down to the level of the lowest, stupidest, and laziest members of society, rather than trying to elevate the losers by a good reality bitch-slap. They believe in high taxes, income redistribution, communism, socialism, and the nanny state. Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in misplaced compassion.

7) Moral Relativism - Liberals believe that Bush is the "real" terrorist, that the Islamoterrorists are "freedom fighters," and that Gitmo (where terrorists get 3 squares a day and the best medical care they've received in their miserable lives) is the equivalent of Auschwitz. They would much rather condemn America (where they are free to do so) than actually go to Iran or North Korea and criticize THEM, because they know they'd never get away with it. Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in fear.

8) Animal/Nature worship - Liberals believe that animals have rights, that nature is to be worshipped, and that we should basically live like apes. They think body art is "cool," and that group sex is their "right." Is this grounded in reason? No, it is grounded in hedonism.

.....Self-Loathing, Hatred, Low Self Esteem, Laziness, White Guilt, Racism, Selective Moral Outrage, Vanity, Misplaced Compassion, Fear, and Hedonism. Hmmmm... I don't see much reason or logic there....

Cooper is slightly mistaken. Leftist support for communism is not based in misplaced compassion. It is based in cowardice that they may have to stand on their own two feet and may need to provide for themselves - and that they may fail so they want everyone else to be forced to cover them in a safety net. They are just too gutless to admit to it.

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