Who wants a Nobel Piss Prize?
I call it the Nobel Piss Prize because that is about what it is worth. The steam off my piss on a cold winter’s day.
Worthless. Sure there are probably some sickos (left wing communist neo nazi greenies no doubt) who are probably into that sort of thing but they don’t count (unless they are really rich and want to buy the steam off my piss, in which case – make me an offer. But I digress…….)
The Piss Prize is worthless. Which is a shame because there are probably some people out there who deserve recognition. But as is usual with leftists, they want to see the world how they think it should be instead of how it actually is and in the usual group-masturbatory actions leftists take they are prepared to sully what should be an honourable reward so they can all sit together and suck each other off to cries about how good they are.
Let’s take a look at some of the past winners which show why the award is worth piss.
Yassir Arafat
Even if you take out the others listed here – this one alone makes every other award worth piss.
In 1947 – The UN offers the Israelis and Palestinians (who are Egyptians and Jordanians btw – no such nationality as Palestinian) a state each. Israelis say yes. Palestinians say no, choosing instead to gang up with Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Iran, Jordan, and Iraq to try and kill Jews because they are Jews. And they got their sand-nigger asses handed back to them on a platter by Israel.
The next 50 years are full of Arafat and his Palestinians trying to kill Jews who somehow manage to defend themselves against all their savage and primitive arab neighbours, with Arafat being the biggest terrorist of them all.
Some (leftist wankers mainly) like to claim that all of it is in the past and from around this period he had truly worked for peace....
If you are one of them, take his dick out your mouth, look me in the eye and say that.
As if we needed any more proof his 1993 piss prize was worthless……….
In 2000, Israel offered Arafat an independent Palestinian State including 95% of the West Bank and Gaza and half of Jerusalem. Again he said no instead choosing to kill Jews because they are Jews, even though (according to leftists when they are not giving each other blowjobs) his only goal is to have an independent state for his people. (And if you ignore all the times he has mentioned about his desire to kill Jews, to see the streets of Jerusalem run red with Jewish blood etc)
And as if even more proof was needed, we have it with the Roadmap for peace
A two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict will only be achieved through an end to violence and terrorism, when the Palestinian people have a leadership acting decisively against terror…
But again – Arafat has decided it is better to kill Jews for being Jews than it is to stop killing them and achieve statehood. That would mean he would have to come up with a different lie to kill Jews or even worse - stop killing them altogether!! A real peace partner he is.
Koffi Annan and the United Nations
Is there an organisation that has done less for peace than the UN? And I am sorry but appeasing dictators and murderers does not qualify as achieving peace in the real world. Maybe in the leftist fantasy world but not in the real world where most people live.
There are so many examples to choose from.
1967 – Vietnam War. UN does nothing to stop Soviet and Chinese backed North Vietnamese troops unilaterally invading South Vietnam and slaughtering its people. (Where is the outcry from leftists?)
US goes in and holds them off but since politicians are running the war instead of the military it gets fucked up and the US pull out. Soviet and Chinese backed North Vietnamese troops invade the South and slaughter 2 million – that’s right 2 MILLION innocent south Vietnamese civilians (again – where is the outcry from leftists?) and the UN does nothing.
1991 - Rwanda. Somebody remind me how many millions were slaughtered while the UN did absolutely nothing? Wait, that is not true - they stood around and watched it all happen.
1992 – Somalia. Starvation is everywhere as warlords use it as a tool to gain power. The UN does nothing but call for help. Once again the US comes to the rescue. It goes in, cleans up some warlords and gets the food distributed to the population. Everyone is happy. And like the evil imperialists they are, willingly the US pulls out and hands over total control to the UN.... (for an empire, the US has no clue about what it takes to build an empire, handing back all the land they had control of. Why, it is almost as if they are not an empire. But that can't be true.... Bush=Hitler remember?)
The UN fucks everything up and gets everyone pissed at them and once again starvation is rife. They even manage to get some of their own troops killed by Warlord Adid. The UN being the powerless cowards, issue a big, brave statement that Adid must be captured and brought to justice, then they have to call the US to actually do it. Given that there is a leftist administration in the White House (again seeing the world how they think it should be instead of how it is) decisions were made that severely hampered the troops' efforts and you got the mess that happened in 1993.
More great “peace” work by the UN.
1999 – Balkans
Milosevic is happily slaughtering muslims. The UN sits back and does nothing. Again the US has to come to the rescue to stop him from slaughtering entire villages. (Seeing as how leftists see Muslims as allies in their efforts to kill all the Jews in the world you would think there would have been a great outcry at Milosevic from the left but there was nothing. They seemed to be quite happy to accept the slaughter of innocent civilians in the Balkans but when the US tried to step in and stop the slaughter – what an outcry)
Another great peace making effort by the UN.
And just last year in Liberia – UN “peace keepers” sit on their hands and bravely guard their compound while innocent civilians are being slaughtered right in front of them just on the other side of the gate. Again a great effort to create peace by the UN.
I mean technically it is true. Once one side has been totally exterminated there will be peace. That is obviously the UN's preferred method of achieving peace but I would have thought Nobel would be turning in his grave at that sort of peace being rewarded. But that doesn't matter - as long as leftists get to masturbate in front of each other about how good they are, it's all okay.
And one more bit of proof...
Let's take a look at the 2004 Commission on Human Rights?
There are the stalwarts of human rights and decency - Cuba, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, and Zimbabwe.
The person who asked them to do this was the same person who asked the Inquisition to look at ways for protecting witch's rights.
Jimmy Carter
What a fine peace record he has. He withdrew US support for the Shah of Iran who was then overthrown by the mullahs (and created a savage theocracy in a country that had a powerful democratic system) who went on to murder millions of their own citizens and become the largest proponents of state sponsored terrorism in the world. Something truly worthy of a peace prize
His “achievement” in Haiti was to turn a impoverished and corrupt, shithole into an even more impoverished and corrupt shithole.
There is the big
deal leftists like to make about his Camp David failure achievement.
Oh yes, what a success. Before Camp David all Arafat and the Palestinians wanted
to do was to murder little Jewish children. And after Camp David – now all they
want to do is murder little Jewish children. Great work Jimmy.
But then again –
that is really no surprise. Jimmy loves the terrorists Palestinians and
would not do anything to get them to stop doing what they enjoy i.e killing
little Jewish children. How dare the evil Joooos try to stop the Palestinians
having fun and enjoying themselves.
He loves them so much I have it on good authority – the same authority that leftists get all their information from (i.e I made it up) that he has many times tried to start a sexual relationship with Arafat where Arafat would play the role drunken football player and he would be the quiet, ugly girl home alone.
He also wanted to condemn Europe to eternally living under the shadow of the most murderous regime in human history in the USSR (20 million dead when it collectivised agriculture, millions more during its period and lets not forget the millions it helped kill with its support – eg 2 million south Vietnamese)
“We must accept that the USSR is here to stay. We must work with them…blah blah blah”
Ronald Reagan had other ideas and forever freed Europe from Soviet tyranny. But we’ll come to that…
Rigoberta Menchú
Another worthy recipient. Proclaimed to be a champion of natives everywhere. Evil rich people kept her and her family poor so she had to slave away on the farm and they couldn’t afford to send her to school Except for the two prestigious boarding schools she was sent to as a child.
Here is where you can see her leftist apologists saying “Well. Umm.. If she didn’t spend most of her time at the schools she would have been working on the farm so we are not really lying”
That and the fact that her father owned almost 3000 hectares of land – as all poor Guatemalans do.
Her whole story is a list of lies and bullshit which show her only cause has been the promotion of the Stalinist doctrine. Though she is held up as a champion of indigenous people – that is only if they are oppressed by western or democratic countries – not communist ones as not one single word came from her opposing the genocidal slaughter of Miskito Indians by the Sandinista dictatorship.
Oh yes. What a worthy partner of peace this bitch is.
Mikhail Gorbachev
This one went to
the wrong person involved. You could argue that peace would not have been achieved
without him so he deserves the award. You could argue that - if you are a leftist
with less than shit for brains, but you would be wrong. (Of course you will
also need to excuse all his pre-presidential, KGB murders
work but since he is not democratic or American it does not matter to leftists
how many innocent people he has killed)
Jimmy Carter was conceding defeat to the USSR – the most murderous regime in human history – saying there was no way to be rid of them and that Europe was always destined to have their shadow overhanging their freedom.
A bad actor and good governor had other ideas. Ideas that would take him on his way to the realms of Great President.
Ronald Reagan had the plan and (unlike every Western leftist leader in history) the balls to carry it out.
“Can we defeat the Soviets militarily – probably (F15’s vs MiG 27’s – please) but the consequences and fallout will be disastrous for the world so that is not an option.”
“Can we defeat them with subversion and subterfuge? No. The KGB is too big, too well funded and too experienced.”
“Can we defeat them economically. Yes. Their planned economy is no match for a free market economy like ours when it is healthy. We fix our economy, we kick it into overdrive and force them to try and compete and the best way to do that is a space and arms race”
And so he set about undoing all the damage that Jimmy’s stagflation had done.
He cut taxes to encourage investment and growth and guess what – it worked. As a result of the tax cuts, business flourished, the economy grew, and real tax revenues increased due to all the new jobs created and higher incomes across the economy. It start with tax cuts for business and the unfairly burdened higher income brackets and everyone ended up making more money at the end of the day. (Funny how economics works, isn't it. Funnier still is how leftists have no concept of it and won't admit to the trickle down effect even when it smacks them right in the face)
And with that extra tax revenue, up went military spending, space spending and research like Star Wars. And the USSR tried to match it. They ran with it for about 10 years and then, as Reagan predicted, it found itself totally bankrupt and collapsed in on itself. The beast was dead.
Ronald Reagan had defeated the most murderous regime in human history and won the Cold War and forever freed Europe from the shadow of communism WITHOUT FIRING ONE SINGLE SHOT!
The only thing Gorby deserves credit for is seeing the writing on the wall and realising that it was over, that Communism had failed, and deciding to end it with some dignity rather than kicking and screaming and crying like a spoiled child (like everyone else on the left did).
It was Reagan who created the peace but of course, he was a right wing Republican and the Nobel Piss Prize is not about rewarding peace – only about the group-masturbatory practices of leftists so they delude each other how important they are.
And as I was researching this article (for you leftists out there – research is where you seek out many different sources of information on a topic before commenting on it – I know this is a wholly unfamiliar exercise for you and because you are all lazy shit-eaters who want the government to give you everything, you will never go out and do research – I still felt it necessary to explain it to you) I came across a headline that almost made me die from laughing.
Norwegian to nominate EU for 2004 Nobel peace prize
Ah yes. If there is one organisation that has done less than the UN for peace it is the EU. Already they are an abject failure. (Of course the EU is really the GfU – Germanic franco Union – the franco part explaining why they are so militarily inept) They could/would do nothing against Milosevic and had to have the US come to the rescue (again – and they want to create a military force to rival the United States military – BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.)
Btw - a word of advice to you EU dipshits - you will NEVER be able to create a military large enough or advanced enough to rival the US until you can AFFORD to spend enough to field such a military and you will NEVER be able to afford it until you scrap all you suckhole socialist policies and ideals and stop hamstringing your industries with unions and ridiculous agreements like Kyoto (which is only restricting your industries and nothing else - not even the world's natural climate change, erroneously referred to as "global warming" as it was supposed to do.)
The EU fought every single step of the way to keep Saddam in power and allow him to continue putting 6 year old children in mass graves after making them watch their mothers being raped and their fathers fed into plastic shredders.
They complained loudly against the US and its 30-something member coalition from “unilaterally” liberating Iraq without a UN resolution (something else with as much worth as the steam off my piss) yet we hear no similar complaints about the french troops unilaterally invading the Ivory Coast to clamp down on trouble there without a UN resolution.
There are no complaints from the EU (or the UN for that matter) about muslims in Sudan using arms and equipment supplied by the French, German, and Russian militaries to slaughter and enslave Christians in the southern parts of Sudan.
And let us not forget their desire to kill all the Jews in Europe. Anti-Semitism is on the rise all through Europe but the EU tried to hide a report that stated as much and that also said that biggest culprits were (shock horror) male muslim immigrants.
Then there is the EU’s policy on Israel
“All leaders of EU member nations who travel to the middle east must be seen to remain impartial and must visit both the Palestinian and Israeli leadership. But if there is only time for one visit, it must be to Yassir Arafat”
Oh yes – great impartiality there. As impartial as they can be while helping arabs and Muslims kill Jews.
That is why I can admire the Italian President – though he is a nothing more than a high profile criminal and would be on trial were he not president (just like Jacques ChIRAQ) he told the EU and the terrorist Arafat to get fucked and only went to see Sharon.
So, in the EU we have:
- Utter ineptitude in the face of one slaughter
- Actively engaged in allowing another slaughter to continue
- Knowingly aiding and abetting genocide and slavery
- Allowing members to unilaterally invade other nations with no objection or consequence
- Helping anti-Semitism to flourish and actively working with terrorists to kill Jews both internally and abroad
Yes indeed. It does seem that the EU is truly worthy of a Nobel Piss Prize.
I want a Nobel Piss Prize merely so I can smash it over the head of the person who presents it to me. "SMASH!!! Take that you leftist fuck!" is what I would say. Man that would rule....
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004