Six Newsbabes I'd Like to Poke
It's no secret that most people have waken up to the fact that television news is nothing more than an outlet for Islamists and leftist traitors to spew their blind hatred without fear of contradiction. This weekend's "massive" anti-war rally is a perfect example. The anti-American traitor and mother of the new mongoloid left, Cindy Sheehan, received nothing but positive press coverage, and the media did everything they could to inflate the dismal attendance numbers. Not once was it pointed out that this woman refers to the terrorists who killed her son as "freedom fighters." Oddly enough, in a rare moment of clarity, Ms. Sheehan said that it's NOT OK for other countries to commit murder and attack each other. And she was greeted with complete silence. The crowd, which had been driven into a frenzy when she said America was murdering "innocent" Iraqis, was dead silent when it came to condemning terrorism against the West. This is hardly surprising. Nor is it surprising that the "mainstream" media continues to give communist-backed groups like ANSWER and Code Pink a complete pass.
Many Kool Aid drinkers like to point to Fox News as a beacon of hope. This is ridiculous. The Fox News Channel is without a doubt the most unprofessional organization I have ever seen. With such personalities as Jerry Rivers (Geraldo Rivera) and Sean Vanity, Fox leads the way in what is known as "infotainment." Sure, Fox claims to be "fair and balanced," and I agree. You get a conservative opinion on Aruba Slut as well as a LIBERAL opinion on Aruba Slut. Other than that, Fox is a 24 hour orgy of Michael Jackson, Scott Peterson, Elizabeth Smart, and any other celebrity murder or rape-of-the week. It's a tabloid, and it sucks.
So why would anyone watch the news anymore? Let's be honest - it's the eye candy, stupid!
I've known for some time now that the REAL attractive women in America are reading teleprompters. They're not on Howard Stern, and they aren't dancing around a brass pole to a Bob Seger song. So-called "Supermodels" are a joke. The fashion industry is run by homosexuals who wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she came up and shoved her bush in their faces. I'm not into women with big, fake, ridiculous looking tits, bleached blonde hair, or any of that other crap. You can't fake true beauty.
With that being said, here is the list of the six best looking women on television:
6) Sophia Choi - CNN HN - What can I say? I love Asian women. CNN Headline News is hands-down the network with the best looking news chicks. The bleached-blonde collagen-lipped sluts on Fox have NOTHING on the women of CNN.
5) Natalie Morales - MSNBC - Natalie is a beacon of light on the second worst television station in history (the worst is CNBC). She is what all Latina women only THINK they are.
4) Erica Hill - CNN HN - Without a doubt, Erica Hill has the best legs on television. I've got to give credit to CNN. Headline News is hosted by some of the hottest looking women around, period. Another thing that makes Erica so attractive is her poise, grace, and style. She's not tacky like the women you'll see on most local news stations (especially in Los Angeles).
3) Rudi Bakhtiar - CNN HN - Strike up another one for CNN Headline News. Rudi Bakhtiar (of Iranian ethnicity) is simply gorgeous. Anyone who has seen her knows exactly what I'm talking about.
2) Sumi Das - CNN - This little hottie is of Indian decent, but I don't know much else about her (other than she can use my face for a bicycle seat anytime she wants to).
1) Betty Nguyen - CNN - Betty Nguyen is so stunningly beautiful, it would almost be a shame to ruin it by having sex with her (I said ALMOST). The best looking women on the planet are of mixed race. Betty is Vietnamese and Caucasian. God may have been sleeping when Kate Moss or Madonna were cranked out, but He made up for it (and then some) with Betty Nguyen.
And here are the two most undesirable women on the planet. I'm not sure which one is more disgusting, so I'll just list them A and B:
A) Greta Van Sustern - Fox - This bridge troll has no place on television. She is the queen of gossip infotainment, and I'm sick of looking and listening to her. When the subject is anything other than "what slut was raped and murdered where," she has no idea what she is talking about. And since the facelift, she's just fucking creepy to look at.
B) Nancy Grace - CNN HN - This bitch represents everything that is wrong with American women. She's arrogant, loud, ill-mannered, crass, unsophisticated, and rude. The only thing that's missing is an enormous tattoo that most American women seem to sport these days (but she could be covering it up). Nancy Grace hosts a show on CNN Headline News which is essentially a carbon-copy of Greta's show on Fox. She seems to think that just because she has an opinion on something, everybody else should be forced to listen to it. On the times I've seen her show, I've actually AGREED with her. Unfortunately, she is so vile and so foul that she's just plain unlikable. I've seen her deliberately and repeatedly interrupt guests in mid-sentence just so she can look angry, bitter, and bitchy while saying how horrible child molesters are for the millionth time. Guess what, Nancy? We KNOW child molesters and rapists are shit! You don't need a fucking show on cable to tell us this!
.....Now get back to work....
Now to work out how to bring them to The Asylum....
© by Michael Cooper 2005