Never Forgive, Never Forget
With all of the well-deserved coverage surrounding the horrific aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, it is very easy to forget that the fourth anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks in world history is upon us. All of us remember exactly where we were and what we were doing on that fateful day. We watched our television sets in disbelief, we called relatives that we hadn't spoken to in years, and John Kerry "just sat there" for 45 minutes (but that's not important right now).
What IS important is that we never forget. We must once again come together as Americans and remember what happened to all of us on that day. People were killed in the plane crashes, people were killed when the buildings came down, and dozens of people jumped to their deaths on the sidewalks below. One couple actually held hands the entire way down. We need to get PISSED and remember why we're fighting a war against these fucking savages. Sadly, there is a small percentage of liberal Democrats (84%) who continue to give the terrorists an out by blaming America and manufacturing excuses for the cockroaches who attacked us, but those people aren't real Americans anyway.
More importantly, we must never forget exactly WHO it was that did this to us. It was Muslims. It's important to keep in mind that despite how someone feels about national health care, gay marriage, or the Yankees vs. Mariners, all of us non-Islamists share something in common. We're all human. We all have the ability to feel compassion, pride, anger, love, forgiveness, and possibly the most important advanced trait of all, nostalgia. Mohammad and his brothers have no ability to feel nostalgia. They are the apes who live in caves and pray to Mecca every day.
Last month, I bought a DVD box set of Ren and Stimpy. I laughed my ass off. And I realized that Mohammed will never be able to enjoy such comic brilliance, because I'm pretty sure that laughter is banned by the Koran. The only form of celebration allowed by the Religion of Peace is jumping around like Daffy Duck, slapping yourself silly, and yelling like a fucking retard. While watching the DVD, I felt nostalgic. I remembered how my life was when I first saw the show nearly 15 years ago. That's what separates the civilized world from the savage world - nostalgia. I can look at a photograph of my daughter when she was a baby and recall the joy I felt before she became a teenage nightmare. I can look at a video of a past Christmas and laugh at the hair styles and fashions of yesteryear. I can read a book I wrote when I was in the first grade, and remember the teacher, my classmates, and my family back then.
Mohammed is completely incapable of this. He has no compassion and no emotions other than anger, blind hatred, and the so-called "humiliation" he's always telling us he has to endure. Westerners can feel nostalgia because our culture and technology actually advance from year to year. Not so for Mohammed. He's been stuck in the seventh century his entire miserable life. All he can do is sit in his cave staring at a pile of rocks or some flies buzzing around a mound of camel shit, and recall his glory days of 1974 (when he was staring at a DIFFERENT pile of shit).
Mohammed is so blinded by his hatred and his devotion to his fucked up religion, he isn't even capable of feeling joy at the sight of his baby being born. In fact, he's strictly prohibited from watching his child being brought into this world because he might actually see his wife's vagina. This reminds me of another link between nostalgia and the depravity of Mohammed. When I was about eight, my brothers and I (being the children that we were) would deliberately turn away from the television set when a commercial for girls' products (dolls, Easy Bake Ovens, tampons) came on. If either of us looked at the TV during one of these commercials, the others would call him a "fag" and punch him...(in the shoulder....really hard....). Of course, it didn't take us long to grow up and realize how stupid that was. Not so for Mohammed.
Mohammed STILL thinks that looking at girly things will turn him into a fag (even though he already is one). That's why he makes his wife walk behind him wearing a body bag. He's so fucked up that he actually sees being sexually attracted to women as a "weakness." In his will, Mohammed Atta stipulated that NO WOMEN were to visit his gravesite. Last year in Iran, a woman took her husband to court for beating her. In truly fucked up fashion, she actually tried to get the court to tell her husband to beat her only once a week, instead of daily. Her husband claimed that he is required by Muslim law to beat her, and that if he stopped, she wouldn't respect him anymore. What a fucking pussy.
Liberals like to blame poverty for the depravity of Mohammed. Like everything else liberals say, this is bullshit. Middle-class Muslims in several Western countries (including Canada and the United States) STILL subscribe to the belief that it's OK to murder your daughter if she has "disgraced" you by dating someone of another religion. To a normal human being, this is cold-blooded murder. To Mohammed, it's called an "honor killing."
So the next time you hear some liberal moron repeat the hackneyed phrase "all cultures are equal," spit in his fucking face. SOME cultures are equal. But some are better than others, and some are worthless. No matter how great their differences are, most people around the world DON'T kill each other. No matter how much Americans hate the French (and vice-versa) we're not out there slitting Frenchy's throat or blowing up brothels. No matter how greedy and devious the Chinese are, they are still (for the most part) decent, family-loving people. I just wish they would shower more often (but I'm not willing to go to war over it). Mohammed is the only animal on Earth that is incapable of seeing things from another's point of view. And he doesn't even know what year it is.
First leftists, then muslims, then communists. Then the world can be at peace.
© by Michael Cooper 2005