Neocons. They’re
the people who see the world through rose colored glasses. It was the neocons
who overestimated the civility of the Muslims in
Iraq. They told us that
these cave-dwelling tribal apes would embrace freedom like all normal human
beings do once we freed them from under Saddam's boot. Boy were they wrong. Now
the neocons are telling us how stupid we are for not wanting unfettered
immigration from
Mexico. This is primarily
due to the fact that they want to keep their gardeners and babysitters on board
without having to actually pay them. I’m sure the neocons are going to be
touting the economic benefits of slavery next.
Last week, I had
more than my fair share of neocons such as William Kristol on Fox News mocking
people who don’t like to see Mexican invaders waving their fucking flag in our
faces. It seems that the neos have adopted tactics of the left: when you’re flat
wrong on an issue, just mock the people with whom you disagree. Just like
militant homos are always asking “Why do you feel threatened?” when discussing
gay marriage, the neocons have now taken to mocking anybody who is offended when
they see some illegal alien waving the flag of his shitbag country on American
soil. Well I’m calling bullshit to that one. The neocons may have fooled us into
believing that Iraqis are at least somewhat civilized, but they’ve played their
hand too many times. As the saying goes: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me
twice, shame on ME.
First of all,
anyone who isn’t offended by seeing Hector and Maria showing their
disloyalty to
America (by waving the
flag of Meth-xico) is a fucking traitor. I don’t mind seeing the Mexican flag on
Cinqo de Mayo, or the flag of
Ireland on St. Patty’s
Day. But when these invaders come here and claim to want “immigrants rights”
they show their true (dis)loyalty by waving the flag of their cowardly shitbag
country. This is not the same as people waving a Japanese flag in support of
Ichiro at a Mariners game. This is not the same as a South Korean company such
as Hyundai hoisting a South Korean flag (along with the
U.S. and state flags) at
their
U.S. offices. This is
Esse marking his territory, just like a cat coming onto your front porch and
spraying it with its vile juice. Don’t let any douchebag neocon traitor make you
feel bad for getting angry at Esse. Sometimes, anger is the most appropriate
response to a situation. When you saw some Islamic ape yelling “Allah uh Akbar”
right after 9/11, didn’t you feel at least somewhat angry? If not, then do us
all a favor and kill yourself.
Another
slight-of-hand the neocons and their mouthpieces on Fox News are trying to shove
down our throats is the notion that illegal aliens aren’t a danger to the
United States. This is
bullshit of the highest order. Even Tom Tancredo (the anti illegal alien
congressman) responded that he didn’t think they were a threat to the
U.S. when asked on a
radio talk show this week. While Esse may not strap dynamite onto himself and
walk into a crowded theater, I defy anyone to turn on the news tonight and avoid
seeing the numerous drive by shootings, kidnappings, rapes, robberies, assaults,
meth deals, and drunk driving that Hector has committed just in the past 24
hours. Anyone who says illegal aliens are not a danger to
America is a lying sack
of shit. Now go fuck off and die…
Clarification needs to be made
here. When we use the term "neocons" we mean those with a specific viewpoint and
specific policies to bring about their "ideal" rose coloured world. Do not
confuse this with the leftist use of "neocons", which to them is just a codeword
for "filthy Jews", one that they think is fooling us into not seeing what they
really mean...