There Goes the Neighbourhood!
Now that the recovery effort in New Orleans is in full swing, attention has shifted to which cities will be burdened with the displaced evacuees. It goes without saying that the people who had the wherewithal to flee Hurricane Katrina's wrath in advance have already found friends or relatives who are willing to take them in for the next six to eight months.
On the other hand, the homies, welfare recipients, and drug addicted bums who chose to stay behind are now going to be forced on the rest of us. Whitey is no doubt going to have to shoulder most of the burden by having these malcontents move into a local shelter, school, or church. Texas is going to take the brunt of them, but evacuees will be shipped as far away as Oregon and Washington. Actually, the good people of the Pacific Northwest don't have to worry about being inundated by homies if Esse has anything to say about it. This region of the country already has its own natural disaster to contend with - illegal aliens - and they're not ready to give up their highly coveted status as the group most likely to bleed the system dry.
Today, school systems throughout the country announced that in addition to accepting students from Louisiana, they will also waive immunization requirements for them. This is a horrible idea. I can't begin to imagine what kind of biological disaster will occur once homey's T.B. infected kids hook up with Esse's meningitis infected kids. Remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercials? "Your chocolate and my peanut butter." Whatever emerges will make the Avian Flu will look like a case of the sniffles.
So what are the homies (who weren't working to begin with) going to do for employment? Your guess is as good as mine. How about Wigger Music Coach? Middle America has an abundance of poseurs and white suburban kids whose parents think it's just fine that they mimic the most vile aspects of gangsta culture. Now's their chance to learn from the genuine article.
Another option is state highway worker. If homeys are going to stand around all day loafing around and complaining, they might as well do it on the side of the freeway and get paid for it.
And what about that fat dude with about 3 lbs of Jeri Curl in his hair, who was shown repeatedly on TV yelling, screaming, and demanding that the government send somebody to help the people at the Super Dome? He'd make an excellent professional wrestler. Think about it - nobody would be able to get a decent headlock on a guy with that much 3-in-1 oil dripping down his neck.
Personally, I'd like to see the so-called "compassionate" rich liberals and black "leaders" take these people in. Of course, this will never happen, because as Tiberius said, leftists are only willing to do what makes them LOOK good (as long as they don't have to actually do anything). Yes, there are many decent people who have been displaced by the hurricane. But like I said, most of these folks are going to bunk up with relatives. I don't know how the rest of the country is going to deal with the voluntary poor. Time will tell.
"Compassionate rich liberal" is like saying "Santa Claus", "Easter Bunny", "Tooth Fairy", and "moderate muslim"....
© by Michael Cooper 2005