More leftist stupidity
Well it seems a bunch of dumbass leftist sites stumbled upon my article about how accurately the Lord of the Rings films coincide with the events in the world today, some 50 years after the books were written. Normally I would keep hatemail over at The Asylum but this stuff is just too stupid and I can’t in good conscience keep it over there and not give you all a chance to laugh at it.
“But Tiberius, you don’t visit sites you suspect of having leftist leanings so how do you know they were, in fact, leftist sites?”
Common sense and logic – a larger than usual increase in traffic combined with an increase in stupid, poorly written hatemail about one particular article says to me some dipshit leftists (are there any other kind?) have linked to it. (Which I have told them they are unworthy to do)
Their first mistake is assuming I care what leftists actually think or have to say about anything. Unlike most humans, I don’t see leftists as actual people worthy of any of the rights we extend to other people. See, if it were up to me, I would be exterminating leftists like common insects. I would be in the Yellow Pages under Pest Control as the “Fumigation and Extermination Proclamation Organisation” and would offer good prices and excellent service for people wanting to rid their neighbourhoods of leftist infestations.
The only reason I am not doing so right now is that I have not yet worked my way into a position where I am able to classify leftists as a pest and thus make it legal to exterminate leftists on a large scale.
Sure I could go around offering my services now and bump off a few leftists, but the police would be all over me like stupid on leftists so I will just have to bide time. (Now you get an idea why other family members are cops and I failed the Psych test)
Now many leftists are probably just thinking this is all internet smack talk but let me reassure them that I do indeed see them as less than animals and would gladly fumigate and exterminate them as soon as look at them. Actually I would sooner fumigate and exterminate them before looking at them and risk their stupidity germs infecting me....but I digress…….
Anyway, to the hatemail.
Certainly a common theme was assuming I was making a direct, literal comparison and working under the assumption that Tolkien was writing about the War on Terror
From: Adrian Luca <pastormaker1@hotmail.com>
Subject: men of the west
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
I think you're about due for your lithium.
It was a trilogy based on Norse and Celtic myth, you fucktard.
Why don't you personally take a broadsword, go to Iraq and look for "orcs"?
Don't let your Aragon t-shirt chafe your bloated belly,
Adrian Luca
And
From: E V <evanesced@gmail.com>
Subject: I bid you stand, Men of the West!
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Damn you're stupid. Your misunderstandings of the world, the U.S., and Tolkien are so numerous and obvious I wouldn't know where to start. Plus Tolkien hated allegory as it is a crude literary form.
Don't quit your day job,
a reader
There were others in a similar vain. I figured that anyone with a half a brain would realise that the whole article was based on metaphor - but not leftists. And if any of these ultra-morons had read my article on a piece of hatemail I received several months ago about this article they would see that I stated there that Tolkein always denied his writing alluded to anything in the real world. My exact words were:
From: Amna Ahmed
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Subject: [No Subject]
I was just on your so-called political/religious interpretation of the speech Aragorn made. Don't you think you're making too much of it?
Quite possibly. Considering the book was written during WW2 and Tolkien always maintained that there was no comparison or relevance or link between his story and real world events, plus the fact he died 28 years before the War on Terrorism, I would say it is pretty clear he never intended it to be a comparison. But I wasn’t giving my opinion on what his opinion was.
Let’s just focus on the key part of that:
plus the fact he died 28 years before the War on Terrorism, I would say it is pretty clear he never intended it to be a comparison.
I explicitly state that my article has nothing to do with what Tolkien intended and yet these micro-brained leftists still make claims to the contrary. And never mind that fact that I never once mentioned the name of Tolkien in the original article. Now can you begin to understand why I see them as less than human?
And you retards wouldn’t know where to start because you are mongoloids and I have misunderstood nothing. I actually know more about the world than many others (certainly all leftists) as it is part of my job to do so. And I know more about the US than a vast number of Americans (every single Kerry voter for example). They tend to get upset and throw tantrums when they realise that I wipe the floor with them in any argument about the US even though they live there and I force them to realise just how big the mountain of stupid they have climbed up on actually is.
Oh, and if I had to draw a comparison between myself and a character I would think it is pretty clear that I am not Aragorn but the Balrog.
Then of course come the heavyweights of leftist intelligence
From: Flash Man <flashistic1@yahoo.com>
Subject: KKKlinton?????
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Yeah, sure, and he is really a Grand wizard of the Knigits of the Round Table(we dance when 'ere we're able!)
Gosh and gee wizz! If only all RIGHT MINDED folk had gotten this hidden message from the film then we, uh, wouldn't be, um er.
What was your point again?
Flash
And
From: Jay Ahl <jahl2000@hotmail.com>
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Subject: A visionary?
No - just a dick.
signed:
Member of Saruman's Traitorus Left
p.s. just a dick!
And
From: Alison <ad001i8627@Blueyonder.co.uk>
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
u called us white trash. moreen is up the apple and pairs.... bwat!! u blak head!!
Riiiiight…….. Not sure this is about the article in question but it came in with all the others so thought I would include here as she clearly is a leftist heavyweight of intelligence.
Then there is one whom might have been on to something before shouting out “Look how utterly stupid and cowardly I am"……
From: Alexis Smolensk <alexis@businessedge.ca>
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Subject: [No Subject]
Yes, let me clue you in.
Mordor is ignorance.
Sauron is the evil men that use ignorance to achieve destructive ends.
The orcs, trolls, etc. are the armies of stupid people duped by evil men.
The rings are the control that ignorance holds over men and causes them to think that things like religion, nationalism, race and culture are things worth fighting for.
Gondor is the last hold-out of those who will not be duped, but are not able to rescue themselves from their sure destruction by stupid people.
Rohan are men who would educate the world and end ignorance.
Elves and dwarves are knowledge which aid the men of Rohan.
You dumbfuck.
I thought she may be on to something. Let’s get focus on this:
Mordor is ignorance.
Sauron is the evil men that use ignorance to achieve destructive ends.
The orcs, trolls, etc. are the armies of stupid people duped by evil men.
The rings are the control that ignorance holds over men and causes them to think that things like religion... are things worth fighting for
Now there’s a perfect description of the history of islam from the day it was made up by a wily Persian paedophile if ever I’ve heard one. It also would explain why only muslims are fighting for religion – a quick Q&A for you all:
Q. How many muslim terrorists say they are fighting for islam?
A. All of them
Q. How many coalition troops say they are fighting for Jesus or Buddha or whomever?
A. None of them.
(As a side note, how many religions other than islam have a map for world domination as featured in Niccolo’s excellent article? None)
All of that just proves how dead on target I was with the initial article.
This dipshit was onto something but then we get to just how cowardly and traitorous the left are:
The rings are the control that ignorance holds over men and causes them to think that things like ... nationalism, race and culture are things worth fighting for
Those three things make up everything we are as a people and as a society. Trust the traitorous morons on the left to not fight for those things.
So sorry Alexis, but there is only one dumbfuck here (well… there are many if you include all the other mental midgets that have emailed me) and it is clearly you.
Seriously – I have never seen such an outright, balls to the wall display of stupidity since….well since the last leftist site I visited. Not even the heroin junkie goths that regularly email me come close to this stupidity shown by these leftists (and you all know how stupid I consider those goths to be).
Another reason leftists are worse is that there are at least some goths that I have no doubt are useful and constructive member of society.
I am yet to find any useful and constructive members of society who are leftists.
(cross-posted at A Western Heart)
Moron leftists tried to read this page but couldn't get past the big words like 'it' and 'the'.....
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