Another Gothic Dumbass
What the fuck is wrong with you gothics? Is there some rule that only one of you is allowed to have a brain at any one time and the rest have to be brainless mongoloids?
I have heard from the one gothic with the brain. Her name is Svetlana and this is what she wrote to me:
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 13:40:00 +0100
From: Svetlana Stein
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
you're fucking hilarious!! i'm a goth and i apologise on the behalf of all other goths with no sense of humour. most people usually learn to laugh at themselves by the time they've reached a respectable age. hm, nevermind... oh, and keep bitching- it brightens up my "gloomy, suicidal, goth" days.
As I said to Svetlana in my reply - Always a pleasure to converse with someone who both has a brain and actually uses it. I am glad you got a laugh out of the site - nice to know I am not totally wasting my time
A nice, well constructed email with a bit of tongue in cheek humour to boot. She could see I was not referring to all gothics (and is in herself proof I am not referring to all gothics)
Now compare that to this moronic mongoloid’s email
Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 19:03:29 +1000
From: janice holdsworth <h003214@iinet.com.au>
To: "tiberius_alatheus"
Subject: GOTHS MAN
EY Tough guy not all goths are cowards im goth and get fucked around wit at school we get the most shit becasue the way we are now if you cant live with it fucking kill your self or something and whats this shit bout games and bull I hate socialism in all its form man you are a stupid nerd who has hardly no friends at least we have lives and enjoy being what we are 1 question can ya take down all the goths in the shopping center and world the world gets around man and what gos around comes around becareful what you say thats ur first warning
BLUE_EYED_SUICIDE
I am still trying to work out myself if that is some secret goth code for “I curse your balls to shrivel up to the size of sultanas” or something similar or just some really, really, REALLY, bad English written by a moron who has escaped from the basement in which her parents locked her out of shame and is now using their computer without permission looking for dead animals porn and masturbating to a pictures of Steve Urkel.
You enjoy being what you are? You enjoy being an illiterate dumbass who makes a total fool of herself in front of the entire world, while at the same time revealing goths to be the fuckwits you claim they are not? Well, ok – as long as you are happy I suppose….
I have said here that as long as you keep to yourselves I am quite happy to let you go on being dipshits who keep to yourselves, but if you interfere with me I won’t let it go. It was you who emailed me and now you want me to go and kill myself and let dipshits like you go on being dipshits unchallenged and unopposed? Not fucking likely!
“can ya take down all the goths in the shopping center and world the world gets around”
What the FUCK does that mean???!?!?
And that’s my first warning? About what? You being a moron? Believe me – that was not my first warning Or perhaps you meant it as a threat. Very bad idea.
Yes I could take down all the Goths in the shopping centre – but you would all end up dead. You see, my style of martial arts is very rare and deadly. It has remained unrefined for 500 years and its theory in combat is to win any way you can. Now you might think that I could just use kicks and punches but it is not that simple.
When people say “you should shoot them in the arm or leg or shoulder” or whatever, the difficulty is not in trying to hit the arm or the leg, but to miss the head and body. Likewise when I feel threatened for my life, I automatically go to cause the most amount of damage to my attacker as quickly as possible and that usually takes the form of kill strikes (even if they are meant to be only incapacitating strikes e.g a quick finger thrust to the throat – best case for you is that you will be on the ground unable to breath (thus incapacitating you as intended) and then unable to swallow without pain for a few days – worst case for you is I rupture your trachea and you writhe on the ground slowly suffocating to death as no air gets to your lungs because of the hole in your windpipe.
One on one or one on two with no weapons I can be a little more careful with what I do. More than that or if there are weapons pulled I just don’t have time to think about it so you are much more likely to end up dead.
And no I am not in the habit of hitting women but with goths it can be very difficult to tell the difference between the sexes (what with flat chested, ugly females and wiry, dickless males) and when I am in danger I think it is better to err on the side of caution and assume they are all males and deal with them accordingly.
Told you it was a bad idea to threaten me...
I suggest all you dumbfuck retarded goths pay attention to Svetlana and other smart goths and try being more like them.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004