Just Die Already
Here's a list of the top 12 types of
people who need to get off the planet, now. Please
just fucking die already....
12) Anyone who uses the term "Carbon Footprint," "Global Footprint," or just
plain "Footprint." Christ, give it a rest....
11) Dishonest, pro-illegal alien racists who use the phoney argument that
deporting these shitbags will "split up their families" (while also
telling us sob stories about how Hector had to leave
his wife and eight of his fifteen kids back home in
Guatemala).
10) Journalists who write reports about how men will soon become "obsolete"
(because cloning technology will make it so that women can have babies by
themselves). Give me a fucking break. Women (especially American women)
will always need men to support them, open up stuck
jar lids, do yard work, and pretty much run the world.
Besides, most American women are totally enamoured
with criminals, murderers, sex offenders, druggies, shaved head douchebags,
and prison trash. There will always be a need for these people because
the
demand is so high.
9) Newscasters who roll their "R's" and punctuate their "T's" in order to
"properly" pronounce Hispanic names. This was made fun of on SNL about 15
years ago. We're all laughing at you.
8) Any douchebag who has a spider web tattoo on his elbow. Please just kill
yourself.
7) Anyone who buys into the lie that martial arts can help a small person
beat up someone much bigger than himself. It's total bullshit. What DOES
help a small guy beat up a big guy is amateur wrestling (but it's so
fucking gay, it's better to just get beat up).
6) Intellectual lightweights who don't "get" Ann Coulter.
5) Dipshit investors who bemoan the fact that Americans learned nothing from
the Dot Com bust in the late 90's, even though they themselves are now
jumping on the equally fraudulent "Green Investment" bandwagon.
4) People who speak with fake Limey accents.
3) Retards who don't speak or read a lick of Chinese (and who have no
knowledge of history) who get Chinese tattos or wear "commie fashion"
like Che Guevara T-shirts (or the Chariman Mao bag
that cunt Cameron Diaz carried around in Peru). Here's
a clue, dipshits: A red star generally means
communism. Duh....
2) Any no-life loser who camps out for days in order to get iPhones, Star
Wars tickets, Playstation 3s, or anything else that shut-ins are
clamoring for these days.
1) Paul McCartney.
Of course it goes without saying that every leftist should also die - preferably in some horrible, painful way...
© by Michael Cooper 2007