Internet fuckheads

I got an email from a reader the other day and it struck me just how spot on he is.

From: "Brett Anderson" 
To: tiberius.alatheus@gmail.com
Bcc: 
Subject: Re: The internet is full of fuckheads.

Hi Tiberius...

I've recently found your website through a google search (can't remember the string), and I must say I abso-fucking-lutely love it. It's given me hours of pleasure and laughter these past few days... but enough bullshit :p

I have been tempted to write about some of your articles but didn't know exactly what to write so I didn't. That is until now. I have come across some of the worst dipshits in the world. They are all located in one place too. I won't go into where they are suffice to say it is an online game with an area for chat. Anyways, there are some people there that think by saying that they are a marine, fire fighter or what the fuck ever to make themselves seem cooler to other people, actually makes it so. I posted the quote you had on your article about people being fuckheads (lol) " class is a whole lifestyle & stems from one`s upbringing...it is not just a way of dressing!" (Article is here - T) to get my point across. I guess some people just don't how that phrase relates in so many ways to so many things, not just pictures or trying to pick up internet woman ... Also these fuckheads seem to forget that they are not important in the grand scheme of the world, and that *if* for any reason the internet goes down that they have nothing fulfilling in their lives.

I guess what I'm asking here could you please let all those who frequent your site (who aren't complete dipshits) to know THAT THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL LIFE. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO CARE WHAT SOME MORON IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THINKS, OR ANYONE ELSE (SAVE FOR THOSE WHOM YOU CARE ABOUT). WHEN IN A DISCUSSION IT IS NOT LOGICAL, OR OK, TO CALL SOMEONE A FUCKTARD IN RETORT TO A WELL ARGUED POINT.

He is right. The Internet is full of fuckheads – which stands to reason since the world is full of fuckheads. And apart from left wing sites (run by fuckheads for fuckheads and read primarily by fuckheads) and porn sites (with a scary correlation between the fuckheads reading left wing sites and the fuckheads going to porn sites because they can’t get a woman of their own that they don’t have to pay first) the biggest concentration of fuckheads on the internet is in gaming forums and the gaming servers themselves. He is dead right about that.

Dickheads to whom he is referring are the main reason I don't play online games much anymore.

I ruled at Call of Duty. Even when I was on dialup I was still ruling most of the dickheads on broadband and once I got my broadband I totally ruled these dickheads everywhere.

There are four main types of dickheaded behaviour and it is usual the dickhead in question exhibits all four.

First you got the cheaters who use all sorts of hacks to make up for the fact they are complete dogshit at the game. Fucking pussies they are. They are also the dickheads who don’t know how to play the game – You know – the fuckwits who run after the players to try to kill them when they are supposed to guarding a target or setting explosives and thus cost their team the game when time runs out and they haven’t done what they needed to do.

Then you got the chickenshits who hop around like little bunny faggots because they suck ass at the game and wouldn’t last more than 1.5 seconds one-on-one

And you also have idiots that can barely string a coherent sentence together with shit like "pwn3D" and related combinations and “h4x0r” and the rest. It is stupid, and yet it only takes one cockmaster to start it then all these even bigger cockmasters start repeating it because they think they are cool. You aren’t cool, you are just showing what a dickhead you are.

“I’m a 115^th Dan black belt in Kung Karate Tae Kwon Jitsu. I’ll bash you”

Nothing impresses me like a short, puny, weak 13 year old little white runt with bony arms and a girly voice pretending to be a Marine or a gangta or a gangsta Marine.

You are not impressing anyone, fuckwits. Do you like to go and masturbate about the thought of people thinking you are what you said you are in whatever lie you told them? See, saying you are a Marine makes me wonder what sort of Marine would sit around 24/7 on gaming forums making a dickhead of himself? Ah I know - a Marine on 365 days a year rec leave. Or someone lying about being a Marine or fire fighter or other assorted tough guy.

I used to play on a number of servers and would use a variety of names. I get on one server with one name and this little dickhead kept trying to tell me something which I would keep ignoring. Finally he got a moment to get his message through – something like

“Listen here you little fuckhead. Unless you are prepared to fly to my city and try to force me to change it, you can just shut your mouth you little piece of shit. And by all means, bring your mate so you have someone to share a hospital room with. Now fuck off”

Then I got kicked for using bad language. Bloody wankers. That little dickhead should have been the one to get kicked for trying to start trouble, acting all tough and trying to force me to do something over an internet connection. Just let that sink in. He was trying to force me to do something over an internet connection.

One thing I can’t be accused of is caring what people think of me. My only real goal is to make leftists hate me as much as I hate them (even though that is not possible). I couldn’t give a toss if they think me arrogant, conceited, stupid, angry, full of shit, or that they should be scared of me, or pity me, or whatever. So long as they hate me.

And with that goal in mind, and also just because I know how fucking stupid leftists are, let me draw attention to this passage in the email

WHEN IN A DISCUSSION IT IS NOT LOGICAL, OR OK, TO CALL SOMEONE A FUCKTARD IN RETORT TO A WELL ARGUED POINT.

This of course doesn't apply when arguing with leftists because they do not have well argued (or reasoned) points. If they did, they wouldn't be leftists. And leftists have no response to well argued and reasoned points, and hence resort to tantrums, name calling, and deleting comments.

While not all fuckheads on the internet are leftists (usually because they are still undecided), all leftists on the internet are fuckheads.