I Have a Dream
As the mainstream leftist media bends over backwards Monday to honor the 77th birthday of slain civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., I would like to reflect on his famous "I have a dream" speech. It's sad that Dr. King's vision of America never truly came to fruition (since leftists and his own followers are now more focused on skin color than even David Duke is). Therefore, I'd like to do what the media does on a regular basis (lie my ass off) and rewrite the speech to better match the current sad state of affairs.
Here's the way it should have gone:
"I have a dream... I have a dream that one day people will ONLY be judged by the color of their skin and not by the quality of their character. I dream that people who follow me today will ultimately become so obsessed with money and power that they will actually promote racism and keep people in the black community down in order to increase their own personal success.
I have a dream that African Americans will embrace the most vile aspects of gangster culture, degrade women as "bitches and hos" and crank out bastards at a rate unprecedented in human history. I have a dream that convicted murderers and gang-bangers on death row will be elevated to the level of "role model" and "martyr." I dream that black celebrities like Harry Belafonte will give aid and comfort to America's enemies in a time of war and that he will refer to successful blacks like Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice as "house niggers."
I have a dream that the civil rights movement will become nothing more than a front group for racists and Jew-haters whose only goal is to promote virulent Islam. My dream is that they will be able to call white people "devils" and make the most anti-Semitic statements while receiving only positive press coverage and being embraced by Democratic leaders out of fear of being seen as "racist."
I have a dream that any black person who tries to better himself or herself through hard work and the proper use of the English language will be ostracized as "white" by his black brothers and sisters. My dream is that Ebonics, ghetto culture, and thuggery will become the only acceptable forms of behavior for black people and that they will be completely cut off from the global economy. My dream is that they will end up having to be completely reliant on the government for food and shelter.
I have a dream that so many African Americans will be dependent upon the government for their survival that they won't even be willing to evacuate their city in the event of a Category 5 hurricane, and once they become trapped in the city will turn on each other and blame the government for their predicament. I dream that the entertainment community will provide enough excuses for this behavior and call the president a "racist" for his response to the disaster.
I have a dream that no child born in the ghetto will know what his father looks like, and that this will be considered 'cool.' I dream that the average black woman in Chicago will have three children, from three different fathers, by the time she's 19. And I dream that the black man will get his groove on with an obsession with fat white women with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
... Isn't that better?
If leftist scum were executed like the treasonous scum they are, then MLK's dream of people being judged only on the quality of their character would be a reality.....
© by Michael Cooper 2006