Hey World: Shut the Fuck Up
In the wake of the horrific shootings at Vagina Tech this week, the South Korean government is pissing its pants out of fear of a backlash. Let me assure you Seoul Shitbags, that will not happen. First of all, Cho Seung-Hui did not cite any religious text as a motivation for his murders. Nor are there any South Koreans out there cheering for him as a "martyr." Americans aren't so fucking stupid that we can't tell the difference between an isolated, out-of-control murderer vs. an entire group of people bent on death and destruction. Besides, the alleged "spike" in so-called attacks against Muslims following 9/11 were for the most part bullshit. So get over yourselves, Koreans.
But it does make me think about what would've happened had a White American male killed 32 students at a university in South Korea. No doubt the racist, ungrateful Korean masses (who we’ve protected for over 55 years) would riot and go completely apeshit about how evil Americans are.... You know I'm right.
Predictably, before the bodies were even cold, most of the world used this horrific tragedy as yet another opportunity to bash the United States and our "gun culture." Well you can all go fuck yourselves, because I for one do not buy your phony sympathy. You're all out there giggling like little girls about the shootings, and your condolences don't mean shit. This is just like it was after 9/11, when we were treated to endless phony sympathy from the citizens and governments of countries where Islamism is out of control (Sweden, UK, Germany, etc.).
In order to put the third world (yeah, I'm looking at you, dot-heads) in their place, I would like to extend an olive branch to you losers sitting in your so-called "developing" (aka "toilet") countries and decrying America's Second Amendment:
If you douchebags get rid of your terrorism, your appeasement of Islamists, your bullshit laws meant to appease Islamists, your gang rapes, your honor killings, your rampant AIDS, your Bird Flu, your TB, your SARS, your pre-teen sex industry, your suicide bombings, your contaminated food, your impoverished refugees, your out-of-control breeding, your apelike cultures, your export of narcotics, your corrupt leaders, your rotten-to-the-core police, your theft of private property, your political executions, your arranged marriages of children, your proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, and your hostile and ignorant attitudes, then (and ONLY then) can we have a civil discussion about America's gun laws.
Until then, you Limeys can keep passing laws making staring at an Islamist a "hate crime," and you Frogs and Swedes can keep burying your heads in the sand and telling us how "civilized" you are, as your countries are completely taken over and burned to the ground by Islamists.
And the next time a tragedy befalls one of your countries (riots in France, train bombings in Spain) I will forego any phony sympathy and LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF.
Now go fuck off and die.
How many lives would have been saved if only one other person on campus had been armed?
© by Michael Cooper 2007