Homey's Global Jihad
Well, another weekend has come and gone. Like many of you, I spent most of this weekend watching The Planet of the Apes. They were having a marathon on CNN. Although I had the audio muted, I was pretty sure I would eventually see Charlton Heston riding up to a half-sunken Statue of Liberty and screaming "damn you all to hell." Eventually, I turned the volume up, and realized that I had in fact been watching news coverage of the current jihadist "inner struggle" by young Muslim thugs burning France to the ground.
Normally, I would have felt anger at seeing the global jihad gaining momentum, but this is France for Christ's sake. They can burn the whole country to the ground, and I wouldn't piss on it to put it out. But the coverage from the leftist, pro-islamist "mainstream" media has been pathetic. The newscasters have been bending over backwards (then forwards, over a chair - if you know what I mean) to portray these animals as "oppressed poor people acting out of frustration." Bullshit. I grew up poor, and I've never thrown a Molotov cocktail in my life. Most of China is poor, but I don't see them burning down their own neighborhoods. And there are plenty of poor people in Thailand, but none of them are pouring gasoline over wheelchair-bound ladies, then setting them on fire (at least the Buddhists and Christians there aren't doing so). No, this is the work of Muslim immigrants from Northern Africa.
You'd be hard pressed to find news coverage that even points out the demographics of these jihadists, but when you do, it is wrapped in blatant excuse-making (saying these apes "just want a voice" or "need the French government to do more for them"). Again, this is just more leftist bullshit.
Liberals are always braying about the need to identify the "root causes" of crime, terrorism, or whatever behavior they want to excuse. This isn't true, of course, but they say they want to get to the causes. Let's do so, shall we? First, it is against Islam to assimilate. That is why such a large percentage of jihadists in Europe are living off the dole. They don't want to work, pay taxes, or learn local customs such as the use of toilet paper (or whatever they do in France). These fucking parasites are under orders from their god to bleed the system dry from within. Unlike our old pal, Esse (who works extremely hard, earns a paycheck, then bleeds the system dry with his 15 children) Mohammed spends his days lounging around in his own filth while planning and plotting to bring down the very system that provides his food, housing, medical care, and free livestock sex shows.
The islamist tapeworm has found the perfect host body in France. They are tolerant to the extreme (as long as you're not Jewish or American), and they have the ultimate Sesame Street mentality. Hell, the very word "naïve" is French.
Another round-the-clock movie I saw over the weekend was Pirates of the Caribbean. Actually it was Pirates of Somalia (another country that contributes nothing to the world and should be nuked). I for one will never forget the images of American soldiers (who went to Somalia to distribute food and save Africans from dying) being dragged through the streets as the local chimps jumped up and down and howled with delight. If there was ever any proof that America should stop helping Africa, that was it. Let Nelson Mandela take care of it, if he's such a fucking hero....
But in the tradition of Karl Marx, Hugo Chavez, and Wolf Blitzer, I would like to take the lead in making excuses for the pirates who have been attacking food relief ships (and this weekend attacked a U.S. cruise ship). These pirates were oppressed minorities who grew up on the poor side of the Atlantic Ocean. They haven't received the right job opportunities, and Aqua Man should be held accountable for not "reaching out" to these poor people. They just want their piece of the pie. They are only acting out of desperation, and you or I would do the same if we were in their boots. Shame on you for condemning the actions of these pirates (which is a racist term to begin with). It's easy for you to speak, sitting there in your comfortable home looking at this article from your computer. I'm sure you'd rape and kill, given the right circumstances. Who are you to judge them?
How'd I do?
Fuck France, Fuck Somalia, Fuck the Islamists. The oily French can blame themselves all they want (and it is partly their fault for letting so many jihadists in their country). I love the fact that the frogs were so arrogant about the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina (saying how bad America's "racial problems" where). Not only does France have an enormous racial problem (by their own definition) they've now got a full-blown war on their hands. Instead of getting angry and demanding action against the terrorists, the French are holding up signs saying they want the police to "dialogue" with the islamists (who would just as soon kill all French people as look at them). The French have dug their own graves, and this should prove once and for all that being a pussy does not pay off. Ever. Good luck, Francois.... Or should I say "Bon Chance?" Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I was about to chime in with "Sucks to be French" but then I realised that is always sucks to be French. Now it just sucks to be French even more. Suck shit you faggot frog felching frenchies. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
© by Michael Cooper 2005