Forced Abortions for Everybody!
It truly does give me great pleasure to present to you a new, semi regular inmate here at The Asylum - former presidential candidate Michael Cooper. Things have been tough for Michael since his and Kerry's demolition by Bush in his landslide victory last November, and it has all gotten too much for him. And so, let us begin his therapy....
- Tiberius
Greetings, Asylum residents! This is former presidential candidate Michael Cooper. I have come out of retirement in order to bring you this important message: liberals are full of shit.
I realize this doesn't come as much of a surprise to anybody, but there's nothing worse than turning on the T.V. and being assaulted night after night by a left-wing press (cramming that America-hating cunt Cindy Sheehan down all our throats).
What is it that makes liberals so despicable? What is it about these cockroaches that makes normal people's skin crawl? Is it because they're traitors? Is it because they elevate terrorists to the level of "freedom fighters?" Is it because they lack basic hygiene? Actually, no.
The worst thing about liberals is that they are all talk.
That's right. Liberals are all talk. They do nothing to help the poor, the starving, or the suffering. They preach peace and harmony, but they ally themselves with terrorists and violent communist regimes such as Cuba and North Korea. Hell, they've now allied themselves with the fucking NAZIS.
They're all for regime change in Iraq, just as long as nobody has to actually DO anything about it. They claim to be for human rights and freedom, but the only action they're willing to take is to slap a "Save Tibet" bumper sticker on the back of their Volvo. They talk a good game, but they're basically full of shit. That's why, when America doesn't help out a starving African nation, liberals say we're "turning a blind eye." However, when we actually DO something about it, they say we're "interfering with a sovereign nation." Liberals can't stand the fact that there are people out there who have the guts and balls to actually do what they say they're going to do.
However, being the generous and forgiving person I am, I would like to give liberals the opportunity to prove me wrong. Here's their chance to show the world that they aren't the annoying mosquitoes we know they are.
Since the coronation of Mother Moonbat by the sycophantic leftist media, we have heard nothing but positive coverage of her and all those involved in the protests at Camp Crawford. A year ago, I wrote an article called "Debating Liberals: What a Cakewalk." The article was a blueprint, which (if used properly) would allow even the thickest individual to drive liberals to the brink of suicide (using logic and facts). That article was clearly not read by many liberals, as they continue to rely on half-truths, urban legends, and self-contradicting drivel when preaching their childish worldview to the rest of us.
Of all the ridiculous bullshit coming out of the mouths of the lemmings in Ms. Sheehan's camp, the most bizarre is the idea that President Bush should send his two daughters to fight in Iraq. Putting aside the fact that we have an all-volunteer army (and the Bush girls aren't in it), the most telling aspect of this argument is the fact that liberals have once again revealed themselves to be against what they say they stand for. So-called "progressives" (who claim to be for a woman's right to run her own life) are now saying that women should be forced into military service by their fathers. Not very "progressive," is it?
Let's call a spade a spade and get to the true motivation of this sentiment. Liberals don't want the Bush girls to FIGHT in Iraq, they want one or both of them to DIE in Iraq. They see death in the same way that the Islamists do (a way to prove that you believe in something). For the record, Bush isn't sending people to die in Iraq. He's sending them to FIGHT in Iraq. Yes, death is always a possibility in a war zone. But I won't talk about the statistical reality that fewer people have died in this war than in practically any other war in history (because you liberals are simply not bright enough to grasp it).
But let's take it a step further. If you ghouls on the left think that Bush should sacrifice his daughters to prove that he thinks Iraq is a noble cause, then I call on all leftists to force their daughters to have abortions. If a woman's "choice" is so important to the women in Planned Parenthood, NARAL, and Congress, then they should put their money where their mouths are and buy abortions for their daughters, nieces, sisters, and (for good measure) grandmothers. If Bush should force his daughters to go to Iraq, then you five or so women who listen to Al Franken's radio show should take this opportunity to show the world that you're not the all-talk no-action pieces of shit that we already know you are.
Now go fuck off and die...
(cross-posted at A Western Heart)
Michael Cooper will return........
© by Michael Cooper 2005