Fag Idol
A couple of years ago, one of the first articles I wrote at Cooper for President was a piece which talked about the large number of queers on American Idol. It was a joke, of course, but there was a lot of truth in it. Nobody can deny that American Idol is filled with homosexuals ("men" who call themselves "divas") who can't sing worth a shit. There is even speculation that several of the finalists (such as Gay Aiken or Justin Pillowbiter) are homos. Well knock me over with a feather.....
The point is, American Idol can hardly be accused of being "homophobic." Nevertheless, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is doing just that.
As everybody knows, the only good American Idol episodes are the ones with the first-round auditions at the start of the season. No matter how many people are humiliated every year, the untalented losers seem to come back in droves the next season only to be ridiculed on stage in front of millions of people. Many of them are fat, hopeless, losers who quite frankly suck. The only reason to watch American Idol is to watch some water buffalo have a nervous breakdown and wag her finger in the air talking about how "great" she is after being given the hook by Simon Cowell. But the homos are truly the delusional ones.
This week, an 18-year-old Boy George wannabe named Zachary came in and talked about how he likes to shock guys by going in to men's restrooms and taking a leak. He thought it was "funny" (odd) that people think he's a girl. Well, the fucking high heels, girly haircut, and deliberate effeminate voice would lead most normal people to that conclusion. Of course, that's what liberalism and militant homosexualism is all about - shocking everybody else or trying to agitate normal people in order to get a specific reaction (then filing a lawsuit or complaint when they get the reaction they want).
Zach's mom (who should have talked this douchebag out of auditioning if she really gave a rat's ass about him) was also bragging on camera before the audition about how her son doesn't care what people think of him. Of course, like most of what liberals say, this was a complete lie. After all, Twinkletoes Zach makes it a point of deliberately getting attention in men's rooms, which pretty much indicates he DOES care what people think. His mom also talked about how "talented" her son is. I'm not sure what talent he has (and I'm sure I don't want to know). Because it certainly isn't singing.
After about 30 seconds of mediocre caterwauling, Zach was given the boot. The guy who "doesn't care about what other people think" then left the audition crying and spewing the typical knee-jerk leftist tripe about how this is proof that America is "racist and sexist."
I'm not sure how "racism" played a part in his rejection. First of all Zach is white. Two of the judges are minorities: Randy is black, and Paula is Arab. Is he saying that America is racist against WHITE people? And as far as "sexism" goes, roughly half of the finalists are girls and half are boys. There doesn't appear to be any sexism that I can tell (but I'm sure you could throw "transgender" in there if you're the gullible type).
Now GLAAD is demanding a meeting with the producers of American Idol. Oh great. Another militant homosexual demand for the blind acceptance (and promotion) of all gays everywhere. I suppose Simon is now going to be sent to sensitivity training, and we'll see even MORE gay people on Idol. I'm not really sure what GLAAD's purpose is. Are they demanding that everybody accept Zach as a girl, or as a guy? Or are they jumping on the transgender bandwagon? Either way, I'm confused. After all, this putz said himself that he likes to shock people (even though he "doesn't care what people think"). Furthermore, GLAAD is offended that Jackson asked Zach if he was a girl, even though he deliberately looks, dresses, walks, talks, and sings just like one. How is that an improper question?
And in case you missed it (even though I'll probably be giving GLAAD some ammo for their complaint) when Zach left the audition and walked away, the "mood" music that they dubbed in was The Crying Game! Bwahahahahaha!
If these Fag Idol wannabes think they have it so rough, they should go spend a couple of years in Saudi Arabia or Iran or Cuba......
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2006