Douchebag of the Century Award
I realize that we’re still very early in the new millennium, but I’m pretty
confident that I’ve found the Douchebag of Century. With no fanfare, I’d like to
present this award to Deepcrack Chopra, the new-age nitwit with a following of
even bigger nitwits (and ardent Obama supporters). In the wake of the horrific
terrorist attacks in Mumbai last week, Deepak went on the Larry King show and
stepped right back into his “blame the victim” mode: He said that the attacks
were the result of U.S. policies and essentially said that we haven’t bent over
and greased up enough for the Islamists around the world who by now even the
most strident Obama cultist should realize are not just out to “liberate”
themselves from American influence.
He talked about how Muslims are oppressed around the globe and went over the
typical anti-American, anti-Jewish democrat talking points (disguised as a
simple plan for peace and love) that were standard fare for pretty much everyone
who voted for Obama. I guess he didn’t get the memo that leftists are supposed
to back off now that Obama’s elected and the world is supposed to love us. I
won’t go into his drivel point-by-point, but I can pretty much sum it up in
three words: “Submit or die.”
For the record, can anybody name ANY real oppression of Muslims (that isn’t
actually committed by other Muslims)? The answer (unless you’re living in a
Sesame Street fantasy world like Deepcrack) is no.
Europe, America, and the rest of the world have been bending over for Muslims
since before 9/11, and it’s only gotten worse. Despite the phoney “hate crimes”
that CAIR claims have been perpetrated against Muslims since 9/11, America in
particular has twisted itself into a fucking pretzel in order to let the
Islamists know that we mean them no harm.
Here are just a few examples (I’m not Debbie Schlussel, so this list is far from
complete):
In American universities, Muslim students enjoy self-imposed segregation from
the Infidels, they have Muslim Student Organizations, they get special “women
only” days at the gym, and are totally free to spew whatever anti-Jewish,
anti-American hatred they see fit (with no reprisals).
In Milwaukee and Detroit, Muslim cab drivers are allowed to discriminate against
passengers with dogs or alcohol. In some cities, Muslim women have actually
tried to get their fucking drivers’ license photos taken fully clad in burquas.
Mosques are flourishing in the West, and Sharia law has been imposed in many
parts of Europe, the U.K. and Canada.
Muslim honor killings have skyrocketed in the West, while weak-minded liberals
continue to look the other way.
Is there anywhere in even the most moderate Muslim country where non-Muslims
enjoy even a fraction of the rights that they are afforded here? Nope.
They riot at the drop of a hat, killing people and burning down buildings when
such things as the drawings of Mohammed came out three years ago. Instead of
calling them on it, the leftists in the media end up carrying their water and
repeating the "Islam is peace" lie that nobody believes anymore. And did any
mainstream media outlet in the west show even ONE of these offensive cartoons?
Well, yes, but the newspaper editor who made that decision has been in hiding
under armed guard for the past three years. Instead of showing the cartoons, CNN
actually showed a statue of the Virgin Mary covered in cow shit to demonstrate
how some "art" can be considered offensive (never admitting that they were in
extreme fear of violent Muslims acting the way they normally do). Seriously, WTF?
By the way, no reports of Christian riots have surfaced as a result of the
Virgin Mary cow shit episode....
Muslims get served halal food in schools, cafeterias, and prisons (which is
where most people convert to Islam in the first place). Many schools now require
students to learn about Islam (the sanitized version) and pretend that they're
just as safe as any other religion.
Millions of Muslims in the west are on the dole, collecting money at the expense
of taxpayers in France, Germany, Britain, Canada, and the U.S. Instead of
assimilating, they insist that they are given special accommodations (which they
receive). Then they get to complain that they are "ostracized" and go out on
another riot like in Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (France, 2005).
They are the first to jump up and down and claim "victimhood" when something
happens they don't like (whether it's real or not), but they don't bother to go
out and protest anything they do that makes them look bad (terrorism, honor
killings, riots).
They have bullied their way around in every aspect of western society, including
the workplace, where secretaries in the U.K. can no longer have a piglet plush
doll on her desk because it's offensive to Muslims. They have footbaths in
universities, and special prayer rooms in sports stadiums. There is hardly a
spot in the West where Muslims don't enjoy special rights above and beyond those
of Christians, Jews, or atheists.
I could go on, but this is getting seriously tedious.
Old Deepcrack himself (as with the Dalai Lama) has enjoyed unparalleled success
in America, making millions of dollars off of dim-witted morons who buy into his
phoney snake oil bullshit. Rest assured he would never get away with that shit
in a Muslim country. But instead of being grateful, he stabs America (and India)
in the back while sticking up for the TRUE oppressors in the world. Way to go,
fuckface.
I knew that the election of Obama would not end the global Islamist jihad, but I
did actually think for a minute that the “it’s our fault” sentiment would go
away…. Guess not.
So it is with great pleasure that we at the Asylum present Mr. Chopra with this
golden statue of an uncircumcised spiked dildo. Please bend over so we can stick
it up your ass.
No go fuck off and die.
© by Michael Cooper 2008