Dipshits Part II

Dipshits Part II

You might remember reading in my recent article about dipshits that visit pages such as this and then start spewing bullshit because they think it will help them score with whomever owns the page they are stalking, that I don't care about your opinions. And for all you dipshits and pussies that is entirely correct - I don't.

However, I am always keen hear the opinions of fellow real men who follow The Code. One such person is Claudius who sent me this email

Tiberius,

After reading your article on dipshit men I have come to the conclusion that they can be classified into two areas:

1) Men who are effeminated (whipped, drive a minivan, etc-they're usually liberals)
2) Men who make it blatantly obvious they're just trying to get ass.

So they

1) either make us look effete (like those excuse-for-men metrosexuals) or
2) blow our cover, since women find out that all we care about is having sex. (for the most part).

We need more men who kick ass like you (since you could beat the shit out of all these guys), and guys who aren't afraid to stand up to feminist bitches and let them know their place. I have made it a personal vendetta for me to spit on all the feminists I know as much as possible. Since when did it become ok for men to act like women? When did women stop looking up to guys that kick tons of ass? Personally, I think they still do, they just don't want to admit it. (They say they want "sensitive" guys but that's bullshit - women don't want to date guys that act like women unless they're like those women at the hotel you stayed at). We've got to stop this Tiberius. I'm trying to do my part.

Fuck liberals and fuck retarded men,

Claudius

Amen my friend.

Now the reason I have posted this is not because of the compliments he has given me (though they are entirely accurate) but because, as a real man, he has taken the liberty of judging the utter tripe that the aforementioned dipshits have shat into the guestbook in a bid to woo Miss (fuck that pc Ms shit) Charismatique.

I have put their comments in a suitable colour (i.e a nice faggy pastel pink for the wussy dipshits.) Claudius's assessment follows each with a grade.

Don't like what he has said? Bitch to him at claudius4154@gmail.com. Not to me.

So without further ado....

atlrenaissance2 Wed, Oct 20, 2004 @ 04:19 pm wrote:
I Truly Adore U...
"Ms. Renaissance", I thoroughly enjoy every conversation we have and I look forward to sharing many more with you. Your aura encompasses the varied aspects of beauty and above all you are the consummate woman. Ms. R, the rare qualities you exhibit are a gift to behold. Ahh, superlatives can be exhausted when talking about you. Therefore, I will end by saying;I long for the day when I can express you how much I appreicate your presence.---Peace and Luv M

Ok Shakespeare, the first thing that came to mind after I read this was one thing: YOU'RE GAY. Big words don't impress anyone. Stop trying to be an affected (I bet you know that one) homosexual (you're probably familiar with that one too) and act like yourself. A big resume incorporated with a "liberal arts" education doesn't cover up the fact that you have absolutely no personality. Women don't care about what your accomplishments are, they only care about their own, so stop acting like finding a mate is like applying to an ivy league college and be yourself.

KYGQ Fri, Oct 22, 2004 @ 11:25 pm wrote:
U won`t believe this
I think I`ve have fallen in love right here online. Hey it can happen don`t laugh.

Guess what---she doesn't believe you're in love with her, nor does anyone else with half a brain. And don't worry, we're not laughing like you think we are-we're just contemplating how retarded what you just said was.

Look at this guy's profile---I have nothing more to say. I just fucking hate nerds that try to act funny to make up for the fact that they sacrificed their social lives for all years in secondary school and college. No, your humour is not intellectual, and no, it's not funny. They're shitty puns and jokes that I thought were funny when I was five (that was when I thought fart noises were funny). Oh yeah, stop laughing at everything everyone says. You have no friends and never will---blatantly fellating them after everything they say just makes them hate you more.

Don't worry everyone gets an F at some point in their life, fucktard. Maybe if you hadn't omitted your social life for 12 years you wouldn't need an online dating service.

nattiedude Sun, Nov 21, 2004 @ 07:06 pm wrote:
Nattie Trekked Through Here...
Interesting... I should dud you the most assertive chic on Black Planet, and that is SUPER SEXY. Say whats on your mind boo(yeah i said) and don`t let anyone you. Nattie.

Here's a guy who has a shot at getting ass, but ruins all of his chances by saying something retarded. What he says proves that you judge a person not how they look but what comes out of their mouth. Disgraceful.

rag20 Fri, Nov 26, 2004 @ 08:35 pm wrote:
Hi
Just want to say hi? I really do love your profile and aspects of your personality that were brought out in it.

Do you really love her profile/personality? Oh you must since you were so coherent in explaining your love for it.

Here's some advice.

1) Don't ask her questions, she's going to say "no" to anything you write her after she reads that.

2) Your little blurb isn't interesting, and quite frankly, doesn't have a point; be more convincing and don't give away the fact you just want to bang her.

A_Gents_Gent Wed, Dec 01, 2004 @ 09:25 pm wrote:
Good Evening
Hey Beautiful, just wanted to show you love. KEEP BANGIN` One of New Yorks Finest!!

A real gents gent, but hey-at least this guy's honest...

KHEPERA2U Fri, Dec 03, 2004 @ 12:34 am wrote:
Simply put, YOU!!!
very refreshing to put it mildly,....a woman,and one who languishes in her knowlege of self. You are a very welcome addition to a venue which,given some of what is on some of it`s pages,is fast approaching the realm of the mundane;.......in any event,take care and keep on being you.

Quick life lesson, dumbass-no woman is worth getting on your knees for, especially one you meet online. If you ever do date a woman, you'll discover that she's not half as great as you thought she was and the cracks really start to show over time. The second they find out you're giving in, you'll be whipped and the laughing stock of your friends. Attempting to fellate her with your words won't lead to real cunnlingus, asshole.

Vantzdbless1 Sun, Dec 19, 2004 @ 04:57 pm wrote:

Hi, I wish I could be the one to portrait you boo.Work is beautiful , I myself workseven days a week for the govt.I wish ,I could be the one who pour your wine one that special monday boo.Take care and stay beautiful. @vvvvvv.

I hate people. Brag, brag, brag---no one cares that you work for the government. Considering how much I've given the government and how little it gives back to me I have come to the conclusion that anyone who works for the government doesn't realize what it's like to have a real job.

atlrenaissance2 Fri, Jan 14, 2005 @ 09:07 pm wrote:
Luvliness...
Hello Ms. Lady, I just wanted to add my name in `05 and to tell you how much I appreciate having you around. Keep spreading luv and disregard the silliness you run across on this site. It`s not even worth your attention. With Luv, Atlrenaissance2

Oh my, it's our Renaissance man again! Know why you're not a renaissance man? Because you brag. Renaissance men don't brag about every fucking accomplishment, they have humility and make everything they do look easy. You're labelled a Renaissance man by other people, not by yourself. Anyway who would want to be labelled as a Renaissance man? That sounds so gay. Oh but wait, you're better than everyone, so I guess that doesn't matter.

alaska101us Fri, Jan 21, 2005 @ 01:27 am wrote:
HI
how are u doing and i can see from ur Map u have never visited the Africans before and why dont u take a trip to Africa one day and have a lovely time here and i am Ola from Nigeria take care and lots of love.

I hate people like this. Do you honestly think that one day, after reading this, she'll be walking down the street and think "Hey, I think I should blow $5000 on a trip to Africa where I'll have a one night stand with a guy I've never met before." At least put everything in a well-spoken sentence.

Absolute shit.

bajanspider Mon, Jan 24, 2005 @ 04:42 pm wrote:
hello
wow nice eyes

She's falling for you, really.

acbeats Mon, Jan 24, 2005 @ 07:25 pm wrote:
Thats Cool!
I love to see people my age being successful. To tell you the truth, I feel the same way! By the way, Its your boy David! I live in Japan right now, and its a beautiful thing! Holla sometime!

I hate all those dumbasses who have this upbeat "positive" attitude and act like they enjoy seeing people succeed in life. It's like when someone accomplishes something and people say "oh I'm so happy for him." Not only are you lying to me, you're lying to yourself. No one wants people to succeed, no matter how much you tell yourself that you do. The only time people are happy for other people is when it helps them. No one gives two shits about your luck in the stock market or your fucking promotion, in fact, they hate it. People love seeing each other fail, there's a great, visceral feeling they get when it happens. Stop acting like a phoney.

urbyne Mon, Jan 24, 2005 @ 11:59 pm wrote:
you are a beautiful queen
you are soo beautiful sweetheart hey hun check out my site i know i am only21 but i must try. u

This is a random mess of grammatic diaherrea. You might as well go shit on her face, it might make her feel better than reading this load of crap. When will you people learn that complements don't mean anything if there's no backing to them. You might as well come out and say "check out my profile, lets engage in a long, carnal relationship."

Jaejr4jah Tue, Jan 25, 2005 @ 12:24 am wrote:
you`re a murderer
you`re a murderer because, you are simply killing ALLLL the copetition!!! not only with looks, but killing them with honesty!! the world needs more of the real, less of the phony! well done!

Where'd you read that? Did you go to a bookstore and buy a book on pickup lines? All pickup lines do is make the idiot saying them look like an absolute fucktard. Grow a pair, use your brain and introduce yourself. God forbid you take a risk without making yourself look like a dumbass. Yes, I agree with your statement about phoney people. The world needs more real people just like you.

Could not have said it better myself. But wait - there is more. Another loyal reader has also responded. Again I have put the dipshit comments in their suitable colour.

What the hell is wrong with those people? They make me want to go into my brain and hack out the part where short term memory is stored and delete the past 15 mins. I just read charismatique's guest book and it makes me wanna castrate those losers and call them unics for the rest of their porn-from-the-internet-cause-its-the-only-way-to-get-off lives.

Love your work Tiberius, you are a genius.

Miles

"I Truly Adore U...
"Ms. Renaissance", I thoroughly enjoy every conversation we have and I look forward to sharing many more with you. Your aura encompasses the varied aspects of beauty and above all you are the consummate woman. Ms. R, the rare qualities you exhibit are a gift to behold. Ahh, superlatives can be exhausted when talking about you. Therefore, I will end by saying;I long for the day when I can express you how much I appreicate your presence.---Peace and Luv M"

English? Dipshit. Or did you just go get a thesaurus?

"U won`t believe this
I think I`ve have fallen in love right here online. Hey it can happen don`t laugh."

Was that before or after you saw her picture you pervert

you`re a murderer
you`re a murderer because, you are simply killing ALLLL the copetition!!! not only with looks, but killing them with honesty!! the world needs more of the real, less of the phony! well done!"

*vomit* I just threw up... sorry... oh yeah.... WHAT THE FUCK! what is he going on about killing them with honesty. The only way to prevent anyone like him polluting our gene pool is what I call an 'extermenatus'. in other words kill his family, his friends even his pets. ANYONE related or has talked to him. If he was on another world use a supernova to destroy 1/3 of its land mass thus disrupting its orbit and sending it towards the sun or to the freezing depths of the wide universe. Savy?

Miles is certainly on to something there with that photo bit (and the genius bit of course but that goes without saying). Seeing a chick's photo and then going and beating your meat doesn't count as falling in love. You morons need to realise that.

A rabid monkey at the zoo throwing its shit around still has more social grace than these dipshits.

Back to the lobby

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