I need your help
As awesome an individual as I am, I do have one weakness, my kryptonite if you will.
Actually it is not so much a personal weakness as I know how to deal with it effectively – it is forced upon because society won’t let me deal with it appropriately
Complete and utter balls-to-the-wall stupidity is something I am not allowed to handle appropriately. When faced with it, I should be allowed to kill the offending person as quickly or as slowly as I deem appropriate. I don’t even want any recognition for doing the good deed and cleansing the gene pool. But alas I am not allowed to do so and thus I am at a bit of loss what to do.
So I need your help.
Take a look at email which was sent by who has to be the biggest, most retarded, most monumentally stupid dickhead on the planet
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 18:17:27 +0000 (GMT)
From: Dirk <dirkracing@yahoo.co.uk>
To: "tiberius_alatheus@theasylum.iinet.net.au"
Subject: Kekovich Advert
Hey mate,
You are right, it is a terrific advert, and a very funny one, but what you are obviously too stupid to realise is that the advert is satirical.
You seem to think it's making fun of leftie vegetarians etc, when in fact it is making fun of conservative right wing types like yourself.
Pity you are too stupid to realise!
Dirk
No fucking shit, eh? The ad was satirical. And I didn’t realise it – no – that is why I linked to the newspaper article that stated explicitly the ad would not be banned because it was satirical and not meant to be taken seriously
There are not enough words on the planet for how fucking stupid you are, Dickless Dirk. And you are not my fucking mate.
It’s not making fun of leftie vegetarians. It’s making fun of right wing conservatives like you.
You dumb shit. That is even worse than Michael Moore-on’s “They were booing the booers” bullshit.
I would hesitate to say that the ad is poking fun at both groups actually you fucking retard. All us right wing conservatives know this. And yet - who are the only fucking cry babies trying to get it banned? – why leftie vegetarian cocksuckers like you.
Now my loyal readers – as I said earlier I am at a bit of a loss as to what to do about mongoloids like Dirk here since I am not allowed to stop them stealing our precious oxygen. So I need you to help me out
Send him an email reminding him of how stupid he is. Send him one every day for the next five years. Remind him everyday of how stupid he has shown he is with this email he sent me – all in a bid to get him to sell his computer and never pollute the internet with his stupidity again.
Don’t use a computer virus to do it as my email address is probably stored on his computer and I don’t want to get it.
By th way – what kind of stupid email address is dirkracing? At least he should be honest and make it dirkracing-to-the-toilet-because-he-get-thrills-out-of-taking-laxatives-
and-having-to-run-to-the-toilet. And clearly he has been doing this for sometime. How else could he get to be so stupid?
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2005