Crystallisation of a feeling

Crystallisation of a feeling…

“Feelings, nothing more than feelings …”

Those are haunting lyrics for those who actually profess to have feelings. I know to feel is to be human but can some over emotionalise everything? Does everything have to revolve around love and what love has to offer?

Is it better to have experienced the emotion than hearing about it? Is it better to love and lost and not loved at all? Is it better to dip your arse in boiling water than laugh about the idiots who actually attempt it?

Merewenne is above all that cockadoodle bullshit everyone moons about. It’s much better to be an observer than be the observed. Why is this, you say?

· You fall in love – I have to hear about you bestowing qualities on the person I never knew a normal human had

· You have your first argument – I have to hear about what an arsehole he is for not seeing things your way

· You get married – I have to see you dress him up like a peacock when it is obvious he wants to get a beer and pass out

· You have your first divorce – I have to hear about what an arsehole he is as you lament on the youth you have lost on such a loser and how you will never get another man ever again because all the good ones are either gay or taken

Note, I said “first divorce”.

It’s so easy to get into and out of things like marriage nowadays, I prefer to sit in the sidelines and watch you stuff up rather than partake in such plebeian pastime. Think about it. Do I want to fall in love with you and waste unnecessary emotion on you when I know you are going to go for the first bimbo that bats her eyelids at you and gives you attention? I don’t need your opinion on how good I am in bed – I know I am good, and I say this without the slightest bit of arrogance. Do I want to feel pain and lament about it for the next 3 years, knowing that I would have bypassed someone worthy? I don’t particularly fancy knowing what a broken heart feels like.

Besides, for all you ignorants out there, we all know that medically speaking, a heart is a muscle, and when you tear a muscle, it just repairs itself and gets stronger. Your argument is flawed from the word go, so get over it and stop overdramatising your otherwise mundane life. Life is full of ups and downs, and the sooner you get over this drama and move on, the better it is for everyone around you. When do things go right for you anyway? Something’s always bound to go wrong.

Come off it, Merewenne, don’t you have things go wrong with you? Show you are one of us. Can you actually put your finger on when things started going shit?

Yes, I can, actually. From the minute I started breathing. But at least I can say I spent my formative years in blissful ignorance.

You, on the other hand, are just annoying. Run along and go play with something sharp.

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