Children – The Wave of the Future

Children – The Wave of the Future

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Stupid Parents Just Wave

While it may suit some people to get knocked up straight out of high school, let it be know my feelings on stupid shits who spawn even bigger idiots while their shoe size is increasing at a greater rate than their brain has had time to develop.

I am all for children, just not mine. Given a chance, if I am put anywhere near a baby, I will more likely throw up on the little bastard than the other way around. The key is to anticipate your enemy’s next move, in which case you get in first before they have the opportunity to claim a credit. Doing it to an infant is no different.

I am all for having stupid people sterilised. Why anyone would want to further perpetuate stupidity by passing this deficient gene on to their children, I cannot understand. If the legal age for driving is 17, the legal age for sex is 21. Bad enough you get the licence (excuse the pun) from the government to kill someone on the road, but when they start handing out $4,000 to have a child, that is when it starts getting ridiculous.

I understand this land Down Under has somewhat of a fertility issue, but encouraging idiots to have babies because of the cash incentive is the most useless piece of shit policy I have ever heard for a number of reasons:

1. Stupid people are usually uneducated. They would not have passed maths, let alone know how to use a calculator. The cost of raising a child is not $4,000, and thinking that would help would be fooling yourself.

2. Politicians are stupid – what’s this stupid Baby Bonus business to help increase our declining fertility rate? Why not give it to the child when they turn 18? Or better yet, invest it back into their superannuation, as they keep trying to push low income earners to do while they drop things like surcharge (the penalty for the rich). If people will have children with the incentive of a $4,000 head start, why do you think that there are so many stupid kids out there?

3. Smart people are too busy making money and building a career to have kids when they are 18. By the time they are ready to have them, they are financially capable of supporting this child, and your $4,000 bribe will actually go towards the child, and not to grog or make up for the wonderful parents in question. Smart people are the type of people who should be having kids. Idiots should be exterminated.

4. Stupid people have sex when they are bored. There is simply nothing else to do. Anything else would simply be too much effort. When you have people sitting at home, and let’s face it, we do it more and more so now that the cost of fuel has pushed everything up, why not push something up someone else, for want of a better thing to do?

5. Stupid people will bring up more stupid people which lowers the standard of education. Firstly, who ever heard of using a graphical calculator to plot a graph for them? In our days, we had to learn how to draw the graph to pass the exam. Nowadays, people can bluff their way through life. These people should be exterminated.

People should be banned from having children before the age of 25. How much life you think you can garner from high school, I don’t know. Firstly, everyone hates high school, and secondly, if you are stupid enough to think your life as a mother is fulfilling and there is nothing more natural than being a mother, you may be right… except you are a child yourself, so that argument is quite useless. A child cannot raise a child. Make yourself useful to society in some other way, especially in my society.

I have had the misfortune of observing one of these idiots close at hand. In my travels around the realm, I was an unwitting observer in this complete act of stupidity, someone who whipped out laminated pictures of her C (caesarean) section at a dinner party. Why anyone would want to show pictures of blood during dinner is beyond me, but anyone who goes further to make them into placemats should be shot. This is a prime example of a brain that has never evolved.

Welfare? Get rid of it. You want money? Work. You want to retire one day? Work. Money doesn’t grow on trees and I do not like to think that my coffers are supporting the likes of you when I could easily eliminate the problem with either a firing squad or a Romanesque gladiator extravaganza, where I would have no qualms in sicking 4 hungry lions on you. The lions aren’t the problem. You are.

But we need these people to do the lowly jobs, you say. Who else would scrape manure off the ground and clean the stables? Again, make that distinction between a lowly paid person and a stupid person. People who work for a living, no matter what their level of education and what their occupation are responsible, but not necessarily stupid.

Another example of stupid are celebrities and the stupid names they give their children. All the money in the world can’t buy you intelligence or class.

For all the stupid people reading this, let it be clear, I am talking about stupidity.

I am not talking about people who make a genuine living and act responsibly. People who can demonstrate ability to be a good role model is not stupid people. I said stupid people are generally uneducated. I never said people without education were stupid.

People who sit on their couches then get laid because they are bored is a stupid person.

Do not ask me to clarify any further. The fact that I had to explain this to you indicates that you are stupid and didn’t get what I was saying in the first place.

Stupid people tried to email Merewenne to register their offense but were too stupid to work out how to do it.

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