Cattle Call in Mecca
As much as we've made fun of the incredibly horrific and amusing aspects of what some people still claim is the "Religion of Peace," its followers continue to provide us with endless fodder. It's incredible to me that Hindus and Muslims have a history of animosity towards each other. After all, Hindus worship cattle, and Muslims ARE cattle. That's the only conclusion one can reach after seeing yet another case of humans stampeding each other, killing hundreds of their fellow Islamists during a so-called "religious" ceremony. The funny thing is that this is hardly the first time. It happens every year during the Hajj pilgrimage, where hundreds of thousands of adherents to the RoP converge on Mecca, which I believe is the #1 holiest site in all of Islam (although it's difficult to keep track of all the holy sites. Casey Kasem should host a weekly Top 10 broadcast so that all of us Infidels can keep abreast of the holy sites).
This year, over 345 people were trampled to death in this stampede. It happened during the "Stoning of the Devil" ritual (no relation to the song by Motley Crue) in which Moslems stopped blowing themselves up long enough to throw rocks a pillar or some shit supposed to be the devil. Apparently the drive to do this is about as strong as a salmon's drive to swim upstream to spawn, because no matter how many people die each year, the Moslems come back the next year in droves (seemingly in an attempt to break the previous year's record for death and destruction). During the pilgrimage, Moslems are treated to such chants of peace and enlightenment as "Death to America!" and "Cut off their hands!" I was a Catholic for the first half of my life. I don't recall the priest ever starting a chant of "Kill the Muslims" or "Death to the Jews." But I'm sure that Islam is just as peaceful as liberals like to say. After all, liberals wouldn't lie, would they?
Another interesting aspect of the Hajj is that the festival ends with the EID celebration (which I have on good authority stands for "Every Infidel Dies"). The interesting part of this festival is that its date is not the same every year, it is determined by the Grand Mufti (Islamic holy leader in Saudia Arabia). But wait, I thought Islam didn't have a "leader." Of course this was just more propaganda designed to give the more moderate terrorists in the religion plausible deniability. This way they can deny that the religious leadership is actively encouraging a violent overthrow of the West (which they are). Actually, that's not entirely true. Some factions are undertaking (successfully, I might add) a non-violent overthrow of the West. Within the next decade, Europe will pretty much be completely Islamicized, and there's nothing they can do about it. Perhaps by 2015 there will be organized Stone the Devil competitions throughout Europe (which is good, since soccer is such a fucking girly sport anyway). The Muslims from Paris can compete against the Muslims in Frankfurt or London to see who can trample more of their own. The fans could them come out of the stands to experience the honor of being trampled by their fellow Islamists. They could even sell popcorn at the event (although I'd have to check to see if popcorn is considered offensive to Muslim men, since pretty much everything else is).
I also find it amusing that the same leftist shitheels in the media and around the world who point to the after-Thanksgiving sales in America as "proof" that we are somehow uncivilized will bend over backwards in order to excuse the horrific barbaric behavior of the Muslims as "isolated incidents." Every year on the day after Thanksgiving, some toothless white trasher in Florida who gets a little too excited at a Wal-Mart sale (or some fat homey mom who cuts in line and causes a ruckus) will be shown ad nauseum around the world as an example of the evils of consumerism. Granted, these people are dirt, but what does that make Muslims? I thought liberals always wanted to have an "open and honest" discussion about race and religion. Yeah right.....
Another aspect of the Hajj comes in the form of animal sacrifice. Faithful moslems (unable to slit the throats of Jews and Christians for a week) will resort to slaughtering animals, with some of the faithful ending up ankle-deep in blood. Hey, I have nothing against eating meat (which means that animals must be killed). I just don't consider it to be my religious duty to act like an ape in the opening scene of the movie "2001." I also find it interesting that the Avian Flu is starting to come on so strong in Muslim countries. My "joke" (that this is spread through having sex with chickens) still stands as the most plausible cause of the spread of this disease in countries where people do just that.
Japan is now offering to help out the Turkish government on how to combat the spread of the Avian flu. Why Japan? One word: bathing. The Japanese people were able to avoid the much-hyped SARS outbreak which ravaged parts of China a couple of years ago due to the fact that Japanese people actually bathe on a regular basis. Unlike the Chinese, Japanese kids are encouraged to wash their fucking hands before eating. This is probably what they're going to introduce to the Arab world - bathing, toilet paper, and soap. Perhaps they should take a few crates of Okamoto condoms along with them (in the event that they're unable to talk the Turks out of having sex with their poultry). One can only hope.
I must take some slight offence at Coop calling those islamic lemmings cattle. I have never seen cattle stupid enough to stampede each other to death.....
© by Michael Cooper 2006