Biscuits and Alcohol
Tia Maria Tim Tams and Kahlua Slices – Two new biscuits from Arnott’s to hit the shelves and of course the left wing socialist fuckheads are barking at the moon over them.
It promotes drinking to kids
It will cause alcoholism to increase
Australian society is already involved enough with alcohol
The Government should ban them
On and fucking on.
If these fuckheads had just minded their own business I (and most other people) would not have even known about them. But as it was, these left wing socialist fuckheads bombarded the media about it and so I decided to try them.
The shop was out of Tia Maria Tim Tams so I bought the Kahlua Slices and guess what – they tasted like ass.
And do you know what me as a consumer in a free market economy is going to do with a product I don’t like?
I am not going to buy them anymore.
I am also not going to buy the Tia Maria Tim Tams either because:
1. I am not a big fan of Tia Maria, and
2. A friend who loves Tia Maria thinks they taste like ass.
Now let’s examine this….
- The biscuits are 99% alcohol free. The 1% is used for flavouring
- If parents buy them for their kids – that is their business
- If kids buy them against their parents wishes – that is the parents problem and they need to take a greater role in monitoring their child’s behaviour
- Australia is a society of pissheads. Deal with it.
- It is not the Government’s place to ban these and let’s examine why
Let’s say a company named Arnott’s decides to bring in two new products – say… Tia Maria flavoured Tim Tams and Kahlua flavoured slices.
Consumer Tiberius comes along and buys them, decides they taste like ass and doesn’t buy them again. Consumer Merewenne buys them, decides they taste like ass and doesn’t buy them again. Many other consumers do the same thing, so on and so forth until the number of consumers not buying these products is in the millions.
The company will soon realise that millions of consumers are not buying them.
“Mr Chairman! Those new alcohol flavoured biscuits we produce are piling up on store shelves”
“Well it seems that people don’t want to buy our alcohol flavoured biscuits. I guess we will stop making them.”
Wow. People have come to the conclusion that they don’t want to buy these biscuits all by themselves and the company has come to the conclusion that they don’t want to make them any more all by themselves. Why do we need government interference?
Herein ends the lesson in basic economics. Of course explaining basic economics to a left wing socialist fuckhead is like explaining advanced quantum physics to a dung beetle.
No scratch that. My apologies to dung beetles everywhere. A dung beetle has a infinitely better chance of understanding advanced quantum physics than a left wing socialist fuckhead has of understanding basic economics.
If people do not want a product they won’t buy it. We don’t need the government for that. All we need the government for is to provide defence, police, and cut taxes. Only these arsehole moon barkers think we need the government for more.
My prediction – these biscuits will be around for 3 – 4 months then disappear because they taste like ass and most people won’t buy them. If the left wing socialist fuckheads had kept their mouths shut instead of using them to spew shit, these things would disappear in 1 – 2 months.
Arsehole left wing socialist fuckheads need to learn that if they don’t like a product they should just shut the fuck up and not buy it instead of trying to take away my RIGHT as a free individual to buy alcohol flavoured biscuits if I want to.
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004